Things that make you laugh...

[SLD]

So on our community Facebook page someone posted:

“ISO God.”

One of the replies was:

“Gently used condition ok or brand new?”

My reply was to tell them to play Black Sabbath at 78 RPM.

 

[ZiprHead]

Listen before reading my caption.

Spoiler

English Translation

The Eggs of Satan
Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little real powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts
and Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugarand say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[gmbteach]

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Would be better if they shouted ‘hold my beer’.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Elixir]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[lostone]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[gmbteach]

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A cat throwing up and you know she sleeps on your bed.

 

[Elixir]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[unapologetic]

preview of Rump's birthday parade.

Through my hometown.