Things that make you laugh...

[TV and credit cards]

Man it’s hot outside.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before eating it.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[ZiprHead]

Watching Married With Children from the mid nineties. They were making jokes about Keith Richards being old back then and he and the Stones are still touring.

 

[Elixir]

 

[Arctish]

DC movies kinda suck but their animated shows are great!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[ZiprHead]

I think I know why she's divorced.

 

[thebeave]

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I think I know why she's divorced.

Well, to be fair, I've been to a couple of weddings where the union only lasted a year or two and I felt like I wanted to get the money back for the gift I bought. I can't even imagine going to a "destination wedding", paying for airfare and hotel stays, taking time off from work, etc only to hear they broke up a short time later.

 

[Elixir]

I can't even imagine going to a "destination wedding", paying for airfare and hotel stays, taking time off from work, etc only to hear they broke up a short time later.

Especially when they announce they’re doing it again next year!

 

[TV and credit cards]

I’m not buying a gift, paying for airfare and hotel stays, taking time off from work, etc only to hear you two broke up a short time later.
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Well there’s your RSVP right there.

 

[thebeave]

I’m not buying a gift, paying for airfare and hotel stays, taking time off from work, etc only to hear you two broke up a short time later.

Well there’s your RSVP right there.
[/QUOTE]
That made my day, thanks.

 

[Elixir]

I’m not buying a gift, paying for airfare and hotel stays, taking time off from work, etc only to hear you two broke up a short time later.

Well there’s your RSVP right there.

Most XLNt. Wins the internet for June*.

* June, as in “Ward, don’t you think you’re being a little hard on the beaver?”

 

[gmbteach]

I can't even imagine going to a "destination wedding", paying for airfare and hotel stays, taking time off from work, etc only to hear they broke up a short time later.

Especially when they announce they’re doing it again next year!

I have heard of quite a few couples who have been together for years, not married, only to tie the knot and then divorce within a year. And other couples who get together, as in living together, within a few months of meeting and are quite happy! (Yes,,, us)

 

[Arctish]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Arctish]

 

[unapologetic]

And I thought cats were a problem. Dogs bring em back alive.
How do they find these videos?
Is there an AI you can type in "agragate videos of yada-yada"?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Arctish]

And I thought cats were a problem. Dogs bring em back alive.
How do they find these videos?
Is there an AI you can type in "agragate videos of yada-yada"?

Nah, all you have to do is watch one of them and the algorithm will keep showing you more.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

I can't even imagine going to a "destination wedding", paying for airfare and hotel stays, taking time off from work, etc only to hear they broke up a short time later.

Especially when they announce they’re doing it again next year!

I have heard of quite a few couples who have been together for years, not married, only to tie the knot and then divorce within a year. And other couples who get together, as in living together, within a few months of meeting and are quite happy! (Yes,,, us)

I've heard it about renewal of vows--that it's almost always a sign that they are trying to convince themselves things are good. I'm not surprised the same thing applies to marriages after living together a long time.