Totally Justified

[James Brown]

Hungry Woman Fires Gun Inside McDonald’s Because Her Fries Were Cold


"More Guns Less Crime"


ETA: The headline writer misspelled 'Hangry'.

 

[James Brown]

Man fires gun in Miami hotel because people weren't social distancing

 

[James Brown]

Gun Enthusiasts Celebrate Man Who Shot Himself in the Balls as Their King


My favorite quote:

“The reason we are calling him king is partially because the poor guy already shot himself, don’t think he needs to be chastised as well... I’m quite sure he’s learned his lesson without the entire world calling him an idiot.”

 

[James Brown]

Florida barber shoots at clients complaining about missed appointments






More Guns, Less Crime

 

[James Brown]

Man fired shots into Memphis KFC because his order was wrong

Forget banning guns. Maybe we should ban fast food restaurants instead.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Joke from the 90s:
Which two Presidents were shot in the back of the head in a theatre?

Show

Lincoln and whichever one was sitting in front of Peewee Herman

 

[ZiprHead]

Joke from the 90s:
Which two Presidents were shot in the back of the head in a theatre?

Show

Lincoln and whichever one was sitting in front of Peewee Herman

Took me a second. LOL.

 

[blastula]

Tampa man hospitalized after setting himself on fire while allegedly trying to burn down home, police say

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm sensing a geographic theme here.

 

[James Brown]

Burger King customer mad about wait time opens fire in drive-thru, Tennessee cops say



"An armed society is a polite society."

 

[ZiprHead]

Burger King customer mad about wait time opens fire in drive-thru, Tennessee cops say



"An armed society is a polite society."

So when do all these guns start to make us safer?

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Elixir]

Burger King customer mad about wait time opens fire in drive-thru, Tennessee cops say



"An armed society is a polite society."

So when do all these guns start to make us safer?

You're safe enough goddammit. Or do you want to argue with my little friend?

 

[Angry Floof]

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Pffth. It really only takes like a minute to click all those folders including three in each to find the project. He deserves to have his money stolen if he thinks this is clever.

 

[Wiploc]

Pastor's wife charged after allegedly firing pistol at church

Charged after discharge?

 

[Elixir]

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Pffth. It really only takes like a minute to click all those folders including three in each to find the project. He deserves to have his money stolen if he thinks this is clever.

Except the project was moved to a flash drive... she'll be looking for it forever.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thug kills two Sheriff Deputies because they were on his property trying to capture a third-party dog that had bitten someone.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

View attachment 32687

Ummm... file search *.doc (or whatever extension) should get to the file in roughly 0.5 secs. Heck, in DOS it'd taken no more than 60 seconds if doing the search by page.

This only works if you populated each directory a file with the same name. Of course, that would then need to have an approximate file size as well.

 

[James Brown]

Another Good Guy™ with a gun...

Man, who claimed attack from zombies, droids while firing gun, sentenced to prison

 

[ZiprHead]