Trump coming to my football game

[SLD]

I say my because he’s coming back to the Georgia-Alabama game in Tuscaloosa next Saturday as he did in 2019 for the LSU game. Last time he stayed in a box just a few doors down from where we have box seats.

I avoided seeing him then. But I did walk past the box to get some desserts that are kept back there. They keep them right outside the elevators.

I just can’t possibly fathom running into that cocksucker again.

What should I say if I do?

If I said what I thought the secret service would have my ass arrested as a threat in no time!

Maybe he’ll stay on a different floor of skyboxes. There are three levels.

 

[Elixir]

You’re not allowed to bring guns to that game? How unnamurkin.

 

[Rhea]

What should I say if I do?

Say, “Jason Miller laughs at you behind your back. I can’t believe you trust him.”

 

[Shadowy Man]

You can’t vomit on command, can you?

 

[Rhea]

Who else - who could you say is laughing at him - maybe to help secure a senate seat? Tester’s Opponent? Or Ted Cruz?

“People are Saying^TM Ted Cruz is laughing at you behind your back. So is Rick Scott. They laugh at you.”

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

What should I say if I do?

How about
Fuck You Orange Dotard!
Fuck You, Loser!
Fuck You Adolph!
Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You!
Fuck You Piece of Shit!

 

[Elixir]

What should I say if I do?

You should say
"Mr President, Sir, I was at one of your fantastic great rallies, and I was shocked to tears that people were leaving in droves and hour and a half before you were finished ... uh, speaking. Should they get the death sentence?"

 

[Shadowy Man]

Are you famous? Because if you are you can just grab him by his pussy. They let you do it when you’re a star.

 

[SLD]

I did think about saying something so fucking outlandish and recording his response. Like, “Man, we should put all those daggum traitor democrats up against a wall and shoot them!” Then when he says hell yeah, leak it to the media.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Say HEY, say HO,
Donald Trump has got to go!

(with your friends)
Gimme an F! (F!!!) etc....
What's that spell? FUCK TRUMP!!
What's that spell? FUCK TRUMP!!

Yo mama told me, when I seen her,
Donald Trump has a tiny wiener! (indicate with thumb and index finger an inch apart.)

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Do I know you?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Careful, someone spilled santorum over there.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I avoided seeing him then. But I did walk past the box to get some desserts that are kept back there. They keep them right outside the elevators.

What should I say if I do?

Have you tried the cat? It's excellent.

 

[Shadowy Man]

I did think about saying something so fucking outlandish and recording his response. Like, “Man, we should put all those daggum traitor democrats up against a wall and shoot them!” Then when he says hell yeah, leak it to the media.

As if that would make a difference at this point given all the things he’s already said in public.

 

[Elixir]

I avoided seeing him then. But I did walk past the box to get some desserts that are kept back there. They keep them right outside the elevators.

What should I say if I do?

Have you tried the cat? It's excellent.

He’s probably already eating a dog.

 

[Patooka]

What should I say if I do?

Say, “Jason Miller laughs at you behind your back. I can’t believe you trust him.”

Please say, "My dick is bigger than your crowd size, mushroom cock!"

Infantile, I know but it will definitely hurt his feelings.

 

[SLD]

Think it might be best to say something MAGA crazy - enough to make people,think he’s nuts or utterly unfit. But what exactly? What about saying we should kill all the immigrants?

 

[Tigers!]

Can you throw a ball at him rather than a bullet?

 

[Old Woman in Purple]

Trump probably likes going to games played by popular teams, so he can pretend the crowds are there to see HIM (instead of, ya know, to see the game...).

 

[SLD]

Trump probably likes going to games played by popular teams, so he can pretend the crowds are there to see HIM (instead of, ya know, to see the game...).

Even worse, he’s going to be cheering for Georgia.