Why do atheists fake interest in what some bible character may have looked like?
Because we hear incessantly from Christians that he is supposed to be A, B, C and here’s his picture, and we’re all, “wot!? You jus contradicted yourself, dude!” And they’re all, “did not, he’s totally like my picture.” And we’re all, “yeah real human being people believe weird shit, check this out.”
Honestly, if there weren’t so many of you trying to inject your weird beliefs on us all the time, we wouldn’t talk about it at all.
Because atheists never opine on "what the Bible says" in rather ideologically biased ways, then accuse Christians of inconsistency when they disagree...![]()
You do realize that we are bombarded with Christians telling us what the bible "means" and then a different Christian with a completely different "what the bible means," all the damn time? And you do realize that most of us have read it, right? And are hit hard by them making it into law and forcing us to cleave to their stupid religion?
Of course we opine on what the bible says, when people are trying to shove it up our vaginas. And every single Christian is inconsistent to their holy book. Every one. Which demonstrates a lot of interesting things.

