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The best thing about that scene are the stockings and garters.
The best thing about that scene are the stockings and garters.
The Wandering Earth 3/4 bags of popcorn.
Jeez, where to start? Imagine if a Chinese filmmaker, backed up by Alibaba money, watched "Armageddon" and said "oh, I can top that." The result is The Wandering Earth, an absolutely dizzying special effects spectacular that's so over the top your higher brain functions just shut down and say "come on, live a little...I'll be back in 2 hours."
Premise? The Sun has begun to go nova, and is going to swallow the solar system in a few hundred years. The Earth doesn't have nearly that long, and so to save humanity, the world government comes up with a plan: Use the Earth as a space ship! Thousands of "Earth engines" are built, along with underground cities for the human race to live in while the engines stop the world from rotating and launch it on a trip to our new home orbiting Alpha Centauri. This will of course devastate the surface of the planet and kill off half the people, but hey, sometimes you gotta break some eggs to make an interstellar omelet, right? There's also a traveling space station to help Earth navigate during the 2,500 year trip.
Fast forward 17 years into the journey, and a computer malfunction on board the station leads to a miscalculation of the Jupiter gravity assist flyby, and Earth is caught in the giant planet's gravity instead...plunging towards the Great Red Spot. The gravity begins to cause earthquakes, damaging the engines and exacerbating the problem. Our heroes (there's lots of them) team up to race across the frozen surface of the Earth, restart the engines, and try to stop what appears to be the inevitable plunge into Jupiter. Got it?
Like I said, Michael Bay said "here's Armageddon" and this guy (Frant Gwo) said "hold my beer."
The thing is, once you get past the ridiculous premise and absurd "science," it's a rollicking, gripping adventure/thrill ride. Based on the effects, the stunning vistas, and sheer scale of the thing I guessed it cost north of an Avengers movie or two. Nope. Less than $50 million according to an IMDB estimate. It only made $2 million in the US, but no tears were shed because they're probably still counting the world wide gross...$700 million.
There are some nit picks. The characters are pretty shallow. There's a lot of derivative stuff like the shipboard computer that's basically Hal 2.0, and it needs a lot of exposition and explanation, but again it's not pretending to be high brow film making. It's just entertainment. It's entertaining. Mission accomplished.
I had no idea any of Cixin Liu's work had been made into movies, or that these were available in the west. Is it in English, or dubbed, or subtitled?
I was vaguely aware that there are plans for a Three Body movie. Wandering Earth is an interesting story, and while epicin scale, the actual science is pretty sound, at least in the book - perhaps the most unrealistic thing is that almost the entire human race gets behind the effort (though this is clearly a nod to the national effort by the USA to put a man on the moon).
I had no idea any of Cixin Liu's work had been made into movies, or that these were available in the west. Is it in English, or dubbed, or subtitled?
I was vaguely aware that there are plans for a Three Body movie. Wandering Earth is an interesting story, and while epicin scale, the actual science is pretty sound, at least in the book - perhaps the most unrealistic thing is that almost the entire human race gets behind the effort (though this is clearly a nod to the national effort by the USA to put a man on the moon).
I was unaware of his work. It is in Mandarin with subtitles, but there is an overdubbed version. I started with that, but it was pretty bad, so I switched to the subtitles. It's very much a "world unifies to save humanity" film as opposed to the typical "here comes America to save the day" outing.
Easy Rider, 3/10; An American classic/iconic movie starring Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper with Jack Nicholson and surprisingly Toni Basil. It's a sort of road trip movie, Hopper and Fonda sell drugs and get a large amount of money and then head east on their motorcycles. The bikes are cool and there is a certain mood to the movie which captures a hip 60s vibe. But that doesn't cover for the poor quality cinematography and crap camera director (Hopper) which is a constant distraction. This was due to low budget I assume.
You do realize real life has quite a bit more nuance, right? That you don't have the scenes of the bad guys doing their bad stuff so you know they are bad guys?I'm looking forward to watching a repeat of another of a Clunk Eastwood movie on tv in about an hour. Magnum Force. Much the same formula as other Dirty Harry movies. But I can't help myself as I wish cops were that tough on the scum we sometimes have in society.