Star Wars IX - I'm assuming I was the last human to watch the film, so mild spoilers.
Well, one thing to took me by surprise was the number of people that defended VII and VIII only to trash the entire trilogy sequel... sequel trilogy (?) after watching IX. And now having had watched IX, I can not understand why.
I remember the initial glory days of X-Men and X2 and waiting for X-Men 3 to come out. The first two first grew from each other and with the Phoenix Saga to ensue, we were going to be ready for a wonderful experience. What we got wasn't literally trash, but compared to X-men and X2 it was trash. Luckily the two previous films had enough solid ground to stand on to make a stand on their own and pretend Last Stand never happened.
Star Wars VII - Star Wars IV Remix and Star Wars VIII - A Tale of Two Movies didn't have this going for them. Each needed a subsequent film to give it purpose. Star Wars VII was annoying because it was less fanfare and more plagiarism. Star Wars VIII was frustrating because it had very good character development for the two leads of the third trilogy, but almost nothing else going for it. The plot, otherwise, was nonsensical and incoherent.
Can they tie it all up like they did with End Game (which while flawed with a good deal of plot holes when you stop to think about it... you have to at least think about it)? The answer? Why did they try and tie it all up like End Game?!
The only, I mean only, good thing in this film is the cameo of Wedge Antilles who was my favorite character of the original trilogy, because he actually survives it! Nothing else makes sense. Rei's origin reminded me of Truman Capote's rant at the end of Murder by Death. It isn't a twist if there is absolutely no reason for it to be a twist. Poe is now the general of the resistance? The guy that is responsible for the two plans that got 50+% of the remaining survivors dead after he managed to get most of the remaining resistance ships destroyed in the dumbest attack plan in the history of attack plans?!
Finn? A character with almost no purpose... he is a driveless Solo. At least Solo had a reason or personal drive. Finn seemed to just be a plot device.
So that is why the movie is sucking. Because Rei is like the only character that has anything interesting going on as Kylo Ren (Ben) is more spineless than a car dealership blow up sock. And Rose... appears to have been relegated to a few scenes, probably because she wasn't exactly that high in the power structure to begin with. At least Rose was new. Almost every other character was a poorly constructed remaster of previously existing characters.
And that ignores the awful execution to tie up 9 films with little talent for crafting what is an otherwise actually small universe of characters, something that wasn't even necessary to begin with. Nevermind the careful attention to pandering and details, when it mattered to the writer... because at other times, it clearly didn't matter because apparently you could do anything with The Force.
I waited until Rifftrax came out for this and I'm glad. It made this abomination viable for watching. Disney owes Rifftax a little coin. This movie was awful.
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