I watched 2 and 1/3 movies yesterday.
I Am.
The director behind such movies as "Ace Ventura," "Liar, Liar," and "Patch Adams" among others has an epiphany after a serious bike accident. He abandons all the trappings of Hollywood success and takes a small film crew to interview various people to find the answer to the questions "what is wrong with our world" and "what can we do about it?" Philosophers, scientists, and notables like Desmond Tutu and Noam Chomsky are on the bill.
A bit pretentious (he starts by asking everyone if they've heard of Ace Ventura), filled with a bit of woo (almost turned it off at the repetition of the "we only use 10 percent of our brain" thing), but otherwise entertaining. Not exactly a deep dive into the questions, it makes the case that humans are inherently cooperative creatures, and the problems stem from the sort of person the director once was...a self-absorbed ego-driven rich guy striving to become even richer.
It was okay. 5/10
Radio Free Albemuth.
Adapted from a Philip K. Dick story! So either the story was not that good, or the adaptation was a hatchet job. Set in an alternate 1980s America where fascism is taking hold, the main character is contacted in his dreams by an alien intelligence, which begins to direct his life. His wife and best friend at first go along, but as the demands from the aliens lead him to foment resistance against the government, his life begins to fall apart and the security services begin to close in.
According to IMDB, the film was in development hell for a long time, finally got made in 2007, then sat in post production hell for a long time, and it shows. The movie looks like an overly long episode of some Sci Fi Channel show (from before they became "SyFy" and started in on the low budget camp movie thing). Cheap special effects, cheesy music, and honestly the best acting performance was from Alanis Morrissette.
Disappointing. 3.5/10
Hard to Be a God
The summary from IMDB:
A group of scientists is sent to the planet Arkanar to help the local civilization, which is in the Medieval phase of its own history, to find the right path to progress. Their task is a difficult one: they cannot interfere violently and in no case can they kill. The scientist Rumata tries to save the local intellectuals from their punishment and cannot avoid taking a position. As if the question were: what would you do in God's place?
Oh, and it is 3 hours long, black and white, and in Russian. I thought "well this could be a rewarding challenge!"
I only got through the 1st hour. Slogged through the 1st hour, I should say. Just as the characters on screen slogged through the mud and muck of a planet that is apparently perpetually under rain or fog or both. Populated by toothless peasants who revel in shit and insults. The "scientists" are not much better, though they have horses and shit-covered armor. The main character (if you can spot him among the horde) seems to be drunk all the time, and I finally stopped waiting for him to do something. For anything interesting to happen. Nope! Turned it off after some more shit-slinging and a huge donkey penis. Seriously.
0/10.