Not to mention the Right Side Uppers. Sheesh...
You might not be aware of the conspiracy of those on the bottom side of the Earth to infiltrate the Upper side, place numerous magnets so that they can use magnetism in loo of gravity on the bottom side. They already have embedded everything with magnetic susceptible materials on the other side. Once they have enough magnets to make it look like their side is the actual top side of the Earth, they plan to petition the UN for "top side" status.
Right side uppers are a weird bunch, almost anyone who uses electromagnetism is one. Beware those that live by EM. They are from the wrong side.
Well, it is often said that we Australians have magnetic personalities.
We also have most of the world's platygaenists too - they are aquatic monotremes, and rather cute, but the male has a poisonous spur, so you need to wear stout gloves if you handle them.