It's better than this.
Uh, so it's like, um, mega cool and stuff that we got this, erm, FREEDOM state thingy, ya know? Like, they totally tell us all the things, like, about wearing stuff and, erm, hair thingies. And, like, they totally got our backs on, uhh, food or whatever and, oh, the phone thing too! They're like, super smart about, um, languages and toys and like, umm, that Sunday school thing? Oh and like, they, uh, sorta help us with choosing religion-y things and degree stuffies or something.
Then they're all like, umm, super helpful in, like, picking jobs and, uhh, teach us some history stuff, but like, not all the history stuff, ya know? And like, they got these, uh, theory things down too, I guess? And like, they're super duper at, erm, deciding when we gotta, like, do the doctor thingy and the old people stuff. And, like, they kinda have this thing for deciding, like, war stuff and, um, nature stuff and, oh, culture stuff too, and, umm, they're, like, mega good at, like, spelling 'color' and stuff. Yeah, so, like, yay FREEDOM state or whatever!
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