I don't get the buying of AA batteries part.
Just to be ridiculous, I think.
They're watching you.
I think most of us have fairly prosaic 'to do' lists.I don't get the buying of AA batteries part.
Buy batteries, get milk, call the guy about the boiler, get directions to proctologist's...
Sometimes I'll kick it up with a random "write the most disgusting joke and rise to power in the chaos after it's published."
Maybe Xenu is just doing that for fun. "I'm going to warp humanity's whole skull around and conquer the species. And i need batteries..."