Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey ... see that building over there? It remind you of anything?

 

[angelo]

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Sorry. You were good, but I still prefer pussy.

Disappointing response. Out of the three this one wins. Take it away Zip.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

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I don't always monkey around with my beer, but when I do, it's Carib...

 

[angelo]

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Hey, this beer is as hot as piss!

 

[ZiprHead]

Out of contest: Monkey see, monkey drink, monkey pass out.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I don't always monkey around with my beer, but when I do, it's Carib...

The winner...

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[jonatha]

Thanks!

When they actually arrived, the human-eating aliens proved less scary than anticipated, but no less dangerous.

 

[Elixir]

When the standard 5-point restraint system still didn't make Trevor feel safe, he took matter into his own hands.

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks!

Invasion of the bucket seat snatchers.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Goddammit, Dale! I told you it's not a toilet."

 

[spikepipsqueak]

He used to complain that she treated him like a doormat, but he's quite content as a car seat.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

For an unknown reason, uber driving was far more successful than its counterpart, uber riding.

 

[angelo]

He used to complain that she treated him like a doormat, but he's quite content as a car seat.

All this training to be the first man on Mars had better be worth it!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hey Professor Slughorn.


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[gmbteach]

"Be the seat" they said. "It will help you relax," they said. Didn't work, her driving STILL scares me!

 

[Atheos]

Another striking example of convergent evolution, the Venus Human Trap imitates a comforting environmental milieu. As a rule the prey has been absorbed beyond escape before realizing the danger.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS (Many good ones!)

All this training to be the first man on Mars had better be worth it!

"Be the seat" they said. "It will help you relax," they said. Didn't work, her driving STILL scares me!

First to post takes it away!

 

[angelo]

A multiple image.