Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Elixir]

Why did I fail to add a question?

Your tongue couldn't contort into the shape of a question mark.

Are there multidimensional crossword puzzles?

OF COURSE THERE ARE!
But are there cross-dimensional multi-puzzles?

 

[funinspace]

Your tongue couldn't contort into the shape of a question mark.

Are there multidimensional crossword puzzles?

OF COURSE THERE ARE!
But are there cross-dimensional multi-puzzles?

Probably and probably not.

However, can burros cross-dress?

 

[fast]

OF COURSE THERE ARE!
But are there cross-dimensional multi-puzzles?

Probably and probably not.

However, can burros cross-dress?

In the right company, they can do anything.

If I am traveling at the speed of c-c and still moving relative to other objects, wouldn't it be unfair to write me a speeding ticket no matter how fast I am going?

 

[mudlark]

Probably and probably not.

However, can burros cross-dress?

In the right company, they can do anything.

If I am traveling at the speed of c-c and still moving relative to other objects, wouldn't it be unfair to write me a speeding ticket no matter how fast I am going?

Due to the speed a cross-dressed burro can obtain after consuming C-C Whiskey, a ticket is not necessary. But impoundment is required.

Are there any laws on cross-dressed burro impoundment?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

I of course there are. Are you being dense or sarcastic?

If a burro, a donkey and a mule got into a fight who would win?

 

[fast]

I of course there are. Are you being dense or sarcastic?

If a burro, a donkey and a mule got into a fight who would win?

A donkey.

Why ask such a stupid question? [/oh, wait]

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Because it's the kind of question I ask when I have a little bit of quiet time.

Tyrannosaurus Rex vs Spinosaurus in a cage match. Who comes out on top?

 

[fast]

Because it's the kind of question I ask when I have a little bit of quiet time.

Tyrannosaurus Rex vs Spinosaurus in a cage match. Who comes out on top?

Spinosaurus. After T-Rex kicks his ass, he drags the dead carcass over him to use as a blankey.

Does time dilation have pupils?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

The angle of the dangle will of course determine that.

Blue light or red light?

 

[fast]

The angle of the dangle will of course determine that.

Blue light or red light?

Hmmm, if the light is red and you don't see it, theres a good chance there'll be a blue light that you will see. If the light is red and you do see it, there's still a good chance you'll see a blue light ... but not until you no longer see red.

Is yellow the universal color for accelerate?

 

[bilby]

The angle of the dangle will of course determine that.

Blue light or red light?

Hmmm, if the light is red and you don't see it, theres a good chance there'll be a blue light that you will see. If the light is red and you do see it, there's still a good chance you'll see a blue light ... but not until you no longer see red.

Is yellow the universal color for accelerate?

No. In England, it's amber.

Why do the English say 'amber' for the middle traffic light, but not 'ruby' and 'emerald' for the other two colours?

 

[fast]

Hmmm, if the light is red and you don't see it, theres a good chance there'll be a blue light that you will see. If the light is red and you do see it, there's still a good chance you'll see a blue light ... but not until you no longer see red.

Is yellow the universal color for accelerate?

No. In England, it's amber.

Why do the English say 'amber' for the middle traffic light, but not 'ruby' and 'emerald' for the other two colours?

They forgot it was a substance and not really a color. (Color vs. color of)

When times passes but no burial is performed, are candles burned at both ends?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Absolutely not, as this would be indicative of penguins having homo sex.

Why is there a penguin holding a gun to my head?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why is there a penguin holding a gun to my head?

Obviously to coerce homo sapiens sex.

How did the penguin get the gun?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Fucked if I know, but he looks serious.

What do I do if he pulls the trigger?

 

[jonatha]

Fucked if I know, but he looks serious.

What do I do if he pulls the trigger?

With what?

Why are there no penguins at the North Pole?

 

[gmbteach]

Fucked if I know, but he looks serious.

What do I do if he pulls the trigger?

With what?

Why are there no penguins at the North Pole?

Cos it's too cold.

Why do polar bears live at the polar region?

 

[ZiprHead]

Why do polar bears live at the polar region?

Any polar bear not living in the polar region would be a bipolar bear.

What about drop bears?

 

[gmbteach]

Why do polar bears live at the polar region?

Any polar bear not living in the polar region would be a bipolar bear.

What about drop bears?

You don't want a drop bear to live at either pole! They would starve as they survive on tourists.

Where did you hear about drop bears?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

When my friend and I were power-lifting grizzlies. He dropped one and it got pissed and mauled both of us quite badly. I told him to be more careful next time.

Why did I shoot a 10 on hole number 13 tonight?