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I love this smell in the morning....
It smells like victory.
 
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One of these days we have to team up with Wile E. Coyote. This is tiresome.
 
Since the ball has been dropped, I'll step in. Try this one.

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Yeah yeah, no it's true. It's true. A football team. Yeah, American football. Where else? But anyway, yeah, a football team. Chicago football team. Yeah, they've been calling themselves the Bears. The freakiin' Bears! I say we write a letter, maybe get a petition going. Yeah. The freakin' BEARS!
 
I promise to love, honor and cherish you, as well as make you and any cubs we have porridge every morning, exactly how each of us likes it.
 
Okay, winner gets first dibs on the open door home, rock-paper-scissors. 1-2-3... I win... what do you mean you win?... you have paper, I have scissors... Well yeah, they are going to look alike, we're bears... but I win and I'm going in the.... what do you mean you didn't have paper, that was rock?... Your paw is clearly flat....FINE! Odds or evens, I'm evens...1-2-3... I win, 4 plus 4... what do you mean you curled a finger...
 
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<hushed voice> ... and here we see the couple begin their mating ritual involving reverse-hand-shadow silhouettes. Their first silhouette appears to be a bird. Waitaminute, are they trying to give us the bird?!?
 
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