Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Dillo, I said Arma-dil-LO!

 

[Elixir]

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"Pardon me, do you have a moment to talk about your Lord and Savior, Bibo?"

 

[angelo]

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Go for swim, you'll enjoy it they said!

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Elixir wins this round!

 

[Elixir]

Elixir wins this round!

w00t!
Whatcha got for this?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I told you, you damn stupid duck, the blue wire cuts the alarm!"

 

[Tigers!]

Elixir wins this round!

w00t!
Whatcha got for this?

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The latest in under fire alarms. The constables are told when to duck.

 

[Tigers!]

DLM = Duck Lives Matter


The geese that lay the golden eggs are taken very good care of.

 

[Atheos]

Sure Mr. Affleck. I imagine Lawrence Fishburne will be along any moment to post bail for you at the precinct. Meanwhile you and your ... date ... can be our guests in a nice little cell.

 

[angelo]

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Shut F Up you quackers, Everything you say can and will be used against you.

 

[mudlark]

"I told you, you damn stupid duck, Banks don't have grapes. But nooo you go in and shoot the place up.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah, the sign says to feeding the ducks, but I don't see that woman with the bread in here you pig.

Things turned real ugly after the ugly duckling pressed charges.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Bad ducks, bad ducks.
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

 

[WAB]

Elixir wins this round!

w00t!
Whatcha got for this?

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Two chickens caught jaywalking, disguised as ducks. Said one, thought to be the brains behind the operation: " It gets real old, just crossing the road, over and over and over. We needed something different."

 

[hyzer]

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What happens when you play Duck Duck Goose one too many times . . .

 

[Elixir]

Good ones, all. Had to go with Mudlark:

"I told you, you damn stupid duck, Banks don't have grapes. But nooo you go in and shoot the place up."

WINNER!

 

[mudlark]

Woohoo! let's try.....

 

[hyzer]

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Well, got to give her credit, she really got her foot in the door at this place . . .

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Well, first time a cat burglar tried to use the cat flap.... She's blonde, isn't she?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

While effective, the door leg shaver just never took off.