Caption Contest

[Elixir]

Looks like somebody is getting a lamp for Christmas this year!

 

[jonatha]

To be honest, if it were me I would have opened the goddamn door for that...

 

[WAB]

Woohoo! let's try.....
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"She's got legs, and she knows how to use them..."

 

[Wiploc]

Woohoo! let's try.....
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"She's got legs, and she knows how to use them..."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Awww... shit. Left foot black.

 

[fromderinside]

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Safe!

 

[Atheos]

Ya put yer left leg in, ya pull your left leg out
Ya put yer left leg in and ya shake it all about...

 

[starwater]

I've told you a thousand times not to forget your keys. You know you can't get in through the cat door.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

If the Trump Administration's accomplishments were paralleled with getting in the front door.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

This makes no sense. Using the twelve inches my boyfriend tells me his penis is as the measuring stick against the height written on my driver's license, I should have easily been able to fit through this cat door. Something isn't adding up here - why would the driver's license people have gotten my height wrong?

 

[ZiprHead]

Look what the cat dragged in. I hope the rest is still attached.

 

[Tigers!]

The quality control at the door factory needs a leg up.

 

[mudlark]

Jimmy Higgins wins with the Twister twist!

take it away........

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks!

And now for something completely different.

 

[ZiprHead]

Dammit. I knew I should have talcum powdered my thighs.

 

[ruby sparks]

Despite setbacks, the Tour de Wisconsin finally got underway earlier today in Kenosha.

 

[Elixir]

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Step it up guys - we're late for the Burning Man festival!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

While managing a to create a massive fire was impressive, scientists were unable to demonstrate that a cycling based energy plant was scalable.

 

[WAB]

Thanks!

And now for something completely different.

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Cyclist in front: "This is my LAST tour in Arizona. Dry heat my ASS!"

 

[angelo]

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" We're too late fellers. It seems they've already burned the Christians at the stake."