In honour of our American friends celebrating their annual holiday of excess consumerism and strangling their neighbour to save $3 on a waffle iron:
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Shoppers flee after rumours of Al Gore visiting the mall begin to spread.
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I know it's over but on a serious note, by the expressions on their faces, I think the boy farted.
I know it's over but on a serious note, by the expressions on their faces, I think the boy farted.
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Exploiting a loophole in Obama's recent executive order on immigration, Canadians rush under the gate at the newly dubbed Walmart Freedom Bridge.
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Get out of my way! They're giving away a packet of pretzels to the first 20 people that get to the cosmetics counter!
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Walmart's attempt to set a Guinness world record for people doing The Limbo failed when customers couldn't break the habit of being bent over forward.
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The End-time Classes at the Zombie Apocalypse College: Looting 101...
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Patriotic Real AmericansTM flee after news that Barrack Hussein Obama is going to use his Secret Muslim Ring to activate his weather weapon that will destroy our freedoms and finally plunge America into a socialist dictatorship complete with re-education camps.
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Has this thread a time limit like say, 24 hours?
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24 HOUR RULE.
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"Stop carrying on, you'll love "Puss In Boots.
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New pic?
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He should be on tonight. He is in the same rough timezone as me.
And apologies for not judging it sooner. I had forgotten that someone had actually entered. Sorry Angelo.
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Sorry for the delay.
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Sorry for the delay.
*said with a long casual country drawl..... 'Well this is how me Pa told me to prevent them darn off-spring from happening - a good ol dose of fly spray.'
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Ralph had heard rumors that Marcia wasn't a natural blonde.
Suddenly he was able to confirm that 'Mark' was a natural blonde, but not a natural Marcia.
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"Wow, you're right, there is an echo!"
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What a gyp. I thought booby traps were supposed to attract prey.
I been here four hours, not one mousie, not one birdie, not one can of tuna...
Just assholes making 'cute pussy' jokes.