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Is that bug back? I hit it with the old software--exceed the filesize limit and the script returned an error but the error got eaten somewhere--the user just saw it spin it's wheels for a while and the attempt simply vanished. It didn't look like success, though.
Does she wear brass knuckles for the Trenta?
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A little background for non-Australians: That's the new Logo for the Women's Network that was thrust upon us by the Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet, and then quickly withdrawn when it was pointed out that it looks like something not normally considered stereotypically feminine.
Apparently the PM ordered them to pull it.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-15/womens-network-logo-prime-minister-department/100910540
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Can't wait for the Men's Network!
There already is a Men's Network. It's called "everywhere." You can't move an inch without bumping into men's perspectives. And that's great for you, but the rest of us also can't move an inch without bumping into men's perspectives. In the case of the US, it's white men's perspectives.
I think things are getting better, though, one manchild at a time.
But getting back on the thread topic:
Religious sexual repression for the win once again.
My favorite example of religious sexual repression making itself known while they pretend Jesus took all such thoughts from their minds is that dick shaped church. The whole church is dick shaped.
I just read they have no plans to change it.
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I wish I had a "church" like that.
Religious sexual repression for the win once again.
My favorite example of religious sexual repression making itself known while they pretend Jesus took all such thoughts from their minds is that dick shaped church. The whole church is dick shaped.
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I just read they have no plans to change it.
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To be fair, how else should he travel with them. If he had a bucket of eyeballs, people would keep bothering and pestering him about why he had a bucket of eyeballs. Meanwhile, I can only imagine that traffic stop.
Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Man: I don't have 30 eyeballs in my anal cavity!
Officer: You were going... what?
Man: It is so uncomfortable!
Officer: Are you okay.
Man: Should have stopped at 20. They said 20 was the max, but did I listen? No. I figured if they could do 20 I could do 3...
Officer: What are you talking about?
Man: Nothing! I wasn't speeding and I also don't have some other person's pancreas in my rectum.
Officer: I'm going to need you to step out of the car.
Man: Can't, could lose containment.
Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Man: I don't have 30 eyeballs in my anal cavity!
Officer: You were going... what?
Man: It is so uncomfortable!
Officer: Are you okay.
Man: Should have stopped at 20. They said 20 was the max, but did I listen? No. I figured if they could do 20 I could do 3...
Officer: What are you talking about?
Man: Nothing! I wasn't speeding and I also don't have some other person's pancreas in my rectum.
Officer: I'm going to need you to step out of the car.
Man: Can't, could lose containment.
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Watched "Cool Hand Luke" while drunk, misremembered the hard boiled egg scene.
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Not true according to snopes. And crazed is a satire news site. But I fail to see how that would ever be a funny story. Why eyeballs? Why hide them? And why hide them in his rectum of all places? Wouldn't they get all mushed up in the process and become impossible to tell that they're eyeballs, let alone count?
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Gotta be 'soaking.' A popular sport for certain religious college students.
The theory is that if the dick enters the vagayjay AND MOVES, it's sex. If it enters and just lays there, not moving, it doesn't count as 'sex.' Not for the purpose of spiritual purity, anyway. Apparently God is a T-rex. Can't see you if you hold real still.
but that's not as satisfying as it might be. So, one of them brings a friend, preferably female, to jump on the bed while they soak. So there is friction, but not from any voluntary muscle action on the part of the soakers. So it's all....good.
Just gotta wonder how many girls are getting abortions and INSISTING they're still virgins, as they have not had sex.
I'll have to look up the reference and get back to you. I've never seen Cool Hand Luke.