Things that make you laugh...

[Keith&Co.]

Well, i know who's writing our next software install procedure.

 

[Arctish]

 

[Keith&Co.]

And then, suddenly, i realized my instructor job was lacking something...



@gmbteach!

 

[gmbteach]

And then, suddenly, i realized my instructor job was lacking something...
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@gmbteach!

I used to teach safety to the kids by carrying a beaker of water and getting the kids to go anyway they wanted, and deliberately run into them and spill it.

then I explained why we only move around the room in a clockwise direction etc,

 

[gmbteach]

And then, suddenly, i realized my instructor job was lacking something...
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@gmbteach!

Ps, I stole this for my old high school science teacher.

 

[TV and credit cards]

And then, suddenly, i realized my instructor job was lacking something...
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@gmbteach!

I’m sure they were mooved by the demonstration.

 

[Elixir]

YOU LOOKIN' FER ME???

 

[Keith&Co.]

Someone took their very old dad in for a vaccine shot when i was at the pharmacy.
The pharmacist complimented him on his sweater. He started rambling about what he liked about the sweater, what he liked about all sweaters, what he liked about buying this sweater.
She asked if this was the original color, he talked about it fading from sun and washing, talked about what attracted him to the original color. They were having a good time.
Son kept trying to get his dad to 'stop bothering' the pharmacist. He enjoyed being heard, listened to.
But she never paused in preparing the shot, the area, the arm. I think she just liked having a conversation that didn't include Fauci, Biden, Trump, conspiracies, individual rights, and so on. She could always have not responded.

 

[Arctish]

My husband wanted to take a nap on the living room sofa and asked our kid to wake him up after about an hour, but when the time came he asked for another few minutes, then another few minutes, then another few minutes....

.... so she started playing this on the bluetooth speaker on the other side of the room:

 

[Wiploc]

My husband wanted to take a nap on the living room sofa and asked our kid to wake him up after about an hour, but when the time came he asked for another few minutes, then another few minutes, then another few minutes....

.... so she started playing this on the bluetooth speaker on the other side of the room:

Enough to make you wish you'd been Rick Rolled.

 

[Elixir]

Okay, it's a little dark, but I laughed ...

 

[Elixir]

 

[Angry Floof]

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That whole thing is funny.

 

[Elixir]

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That whole thing is funny.

Do you have them where you are?
They're all around here in the summer, and a significant (increasing) fraction of them overwinter. In 25 years, the weather here has changed considerably. "Cobra Chicken" is new to me, though.

 

[ZiprHead]

Cobra chickens, heh!

They're all over the place around here this time of year. Parks, farm fields.

 

[Angry Floof]

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That whole thing is funny.

Do you have them where you are?
They're all around here in the summer, and a significant (increasing) fraction of them overwinter. In 25 years, the weather here has changed considerably. "Cobra Chicken" is new to me, though.

Yes, we have them here. I love when they arrive because I love their honking. I don't know why. It's like a cobra chicken New Year's Eve party out there. I love that noise, but I don't want to get close to them. Canada cobra chickens are ASSHOLES.

 

[gmbteach]

There is a popular local opinion here for a local ‘pest’ the ibis, AKA a ‘bin chicken’, to be the mascot for when Brisbane hosts the Olympics in 2030.

 

[Elixir]

 

[Gospel]

 

[Angry Floof]

I love when they stop to think when they see it's Sarasota.

But Jimmy Fallon's house? NOOOOO. I love Jimmy Fallon. Who doesn't love Jimmy Fallon?