Yay! The Supreme Court will save us…
I think Trump will prevail on his noms, and that SCOTUS will ably assist. As a friend of the court, I suggest the following lines of judicial reasoning to Justices Alito and Thomas. All of these cases can be decided with the history and tradition test -- rather easily.
1)
Gaetz for AG - Okay, a lot of talk about intercourse with a 17-year-old. History and tradition would say that this follows a pattern set by Jefferson, who got Sally Hemings pregnant at age
16 during a fabulous Paris vacation. And Jefferson's on the nickel and the $2 bill. Confirm.
2)
RFK Jr. for HHS - Yes, the brain worms and yes, the whale head. Let's stick with the bigger issue, the whale head, which is much bigger than a worm. History/tradition reminds us that the U.S. economy was bolstered by whaling for the first 100 years of our history, and that whale heads, which were chock full of spermaceti, whale oil, and whalebone, literally illuminated the country with candles and lamps and filled the nation's tchotchke shelves with scrimshaw. Confirm.
3)
Gabbard for dir. of intel - Yes, she's a dumbass with no background in intel whatsoever, but hist./trad. tells us that
all of Washington's government officials in 1789 came to office with no experience in the departments they were heading. I mean, duh. Confirm.
4)
Pete Hegseth for sec. defense - Okay, he nudged Trump to pardon war criminals, but h/t tells us that the fed. gov. pardoned just about all of the Confederates. Yes, Petey did throw an axe that hit a West Point drummer, but h/t supports him with 3/4 of Mount Rushmore having an axe-wielding back story: GW with that damn cherry tree, Abe the railsplitter, and Teddy with 'Speak softly but use an axe to hack out a great big stick.' Confirm.
Trump is already leading in the great American tradition. Trust this man's judgment.
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