Keith&Co.
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On my first boat, they more than doubled their retention rates when they appointed a new Command Career Counselor.Well clearly CNN is fake news, and you misspelled "Gallup" and "according" so we can take the 3% from CNN, double it because fake news, then add the 6% you falsely quoted to "Gallop" and add another 6% for spelling "according" wrong, add that to the 15% from before and we come up with 30%
He didn't get any more men to reenlist, he just changed the way he calculated retention.
It HAD been pretty straightforward. 2 reenlistments out of 10 men at the end of their commitment was a 20% retention.
In the new system, if he asked someone, "Do you want to reenlist?" and they said no, he determined that IF he had submitted a request to reenlist, they would have disapproved it anyway, so he was not really eligible to reenlist. Thus he didn't count.
So, of 10 guys eligible, 2 reenlisted, 1 requested it but couldn't get the school he wanted and changed his mind, and 7 guys said 'Fuck you and the fleet you rode in on.' So it was really 3 guys eligible, 66% of whom reenlisted.
Trump's numbers probably improved when they threw out all the heavily biased Democrats, and, obviously, the Haitians who fell for the Fake News, and the muslims... When they can identify further ineligible opinions, his numbers will go up again.