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He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
 
blastula said:
[TWEET]https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1286105602205405184[/TWEET]

He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
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It's the first test he passed without having to outsource the questions. I still remember the first day I rode a bike without training wheels too. Donny has the potential to do some amazing things when he grows up, he's a very bright boy.
 
blastula said:
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He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
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just reminds me of that scene in Police Squad. Boxer gets his bells rung. Ref stops the fight. Holds up three fingers.
Ref: "How many fingers am i holding up?"
Boxer: "Thursday." Drops yo the canvas....
 
blastula said:
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He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
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So, that was the hard part... repeating a string of five words.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
blastula said:
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He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
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So, that was the hard part... repeating a string of five words.
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And we can't be sure he even passed it because it was administered by his personal doctor who is a known liar. Not that Trump wouldn't lie himself. In any case, Trump is an idiot if he thinks that it's a good idea to brag about passing that test.
 
barbos said:
Jimmy Higgins said:
blastula said:
[TWEET]https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1286105602205405184[/TWEET]

He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
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So, that was the hard part... repeating a string of five words.
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And we can't be sure he even passed it because it was administered by his personal doctor who is a known liar. Not that Trump wouldn't lie himself. In any case, Trump is an idiot if he thinks that it's a good idea to brag about passing that test.
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Three words for people, plus trump's two favorite objects... and he fumbled to remember them even after repeating them to that poor doctor who was struggling to keep a straight face. I wonder how long he practiced for that impressive performance.
I fucking HOPE he is in cognitive decline, because if that is his top form he is literally a borderline imbecile.
 
blastula said:
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He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
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Isn't this a sign of cognitive impairment? He tells Chris Wallace that Wallace himself couldn't pass the exam, which means Trump thought he was special in being able to pass it... which means he thinks it was hard... which means if he did pass it, it wasn't a breeze... which it is supposed to be.
 
Elixir said:
Three words for people, plus trump's two favorite objects... and he fumbled to remember them even after repeating them to that poor doctor who was struggling to keep a straight face.
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Don't pity Siegel, he's a quack Trumpista.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
blastula said:
[TWEET]https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1286105602205405184[/TWEET]

He is still bragging that he passed (allegedly) a cognitive impairment test.
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Isn't this a sign of cognitive impairment? He tells Chris Wallace that Wallace himself couldn't pass the exam, which means Trump thought he was special in being able to pass it... which means he thinks it was hard... which means if he did pass it, it wasn't a breeze... which it is supposed to be.
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I have never heard a sober person carefully explaining to everyone how they are not drunk, and offering to walk a line or balance on one leg to prove it.
 
Bill Barr: I hold in my hand the envelopes. A child of five could see that they are hermetically sealed and have been stored in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' porch since midnight. Only you, in your borderline mystical way, can divine the answers.
Fat Orange Carnac: (holds envelope to forehead ) Person...woman...man...camera...TV.
Bill Barr: Person...woman...man...camera...TV.
Fat Orange Carnac: May an eastern European woman sit on your face. (He opens envelope, blows into it ceremoniously, and removes answer.) Name something you can cheat, something you can beat, something you can whack, something you can mack, and something you can attack.
 
Dan Rather tweeted, "I think the definitive sign you passed a cognitive impairment test is that you can move on after it."
 
Keith&Co. said:
Dan Rather tweeted, "I think the definitive sign you passed a cognitive impairment test is that you can move on after it."
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Stephen Colbert and Mary Trump said a very similar thing: that bragging about passing a cognitive impairment test is a way of failing the test.

And just remember, Trump's example of what one of the "hard" questions was remembering five words from earlier in the test.
 
Even though a few days old, certainly a golden one:
Twiddle de Dotard said:
The Suburban Housewives of America must...
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Yeah, just a few decades out of touch... They, The Suburban Housewives of America, could probably safely socially distance for a group meetup in a phone booth...
 
Trump Announced, Then Canceled, a Yankees Pitch. Both Came as a Surprise.

The president’s announcement that he would pitch at Yankee Stadium on Aug. 15 startled the team’s officials, who had not scheduled such an event.
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WASHINGTON — An hour before Dr. Anthony S. Fauci threw the first pitch at the season opener between the New York Yankees and the Washington Nationals, President Trump stood on the briefing room stage at the White House and declared that he, too, had been invited to throw out his own opening pitch.

“Randy Levine is a great friend of mine from the Yankees,” Mr. Trump, referring to the president of the baseball team, told reporters on Thursday as Dr. Fauci was preparing to take the mound. “And he asked me to throw out the first pitch, and I think I’m doing that on Aug. 15 at Yankee Stadium.”

There was one problem: Mr. Trump had not actually been invited on that day by the Yankees, according to one person with knowledge of Mr. Trump’s schedule. His announcement surprised both Yankees officials and the White House staff.

But Mr. Trump had been so annoyed by Dr. Fauci’s turn in the limelight, an official familiar with his reaction said, that he had directed his aides to call Yankees officials and make good on a longtime standing offer from Mr. Levine to throw out an opening pitch. No date was ever finalized.
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Lying sack of shit, jealous of Dr. Fauci.
 
Omg, he really was jealous, watb. #25A
 
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