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The Onion cries after seeing this headline knowing that whatever satire they will make it will pale before real life.
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Someone else wrote, "I could write comedy for 800 years, and not have come close to 'presidential presser from Four Seasons Landscaping'."
And on that note:
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Uh oh...
Trump's personal helicopter, known for its 'Apprentice' appearances, is up for sale
Is there a cash flow problem?
Trump's personal helicopter, known for its 'Apprentice' appearances, is up for sale
Is there a cash flow problem?
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That was my theory for why they went with Four Seasons Total Landscaping. He ran out of money.
My theory about Four Seasons Total Landscaping was that Trump & co assumed they could just go there without any notice or fee and the FS Hotel said, "sorry, no vacancy for orange bastards" or whatever, and being the infantile shits they are, they decided to just go to the landscaping place like, "we meant to do that" to save face so trump wouldn't have to admit his tweet was bullshit.
Other theories are that it was a stupid mistake by a staffer. I don't buy that one. If you look up Four Seasons in Philadelphia, the hotel is going to dominate in search results. (Until now, I guess.
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Another more plausible theory is that the staffer doesn't give a flying fuck and did it on purpose because fuck Trump.
Other theories are that it was a stupid mistake by a staffer. I don't buy that one. If you look up Four Seasons in Philadelphia, the hotel is going to dominate in search results. (Until now, I guess.
) Another more plausible theory is that the staffer doesn't give a flying fuck and did it on purpose because fuck Trump.
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Or thry asked for the money up front.
Yeah, I meant "whatever" to mean money or availability without prior scheduling.
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Trump's big new election lawsuit alleges voter fraud potentially happened in 2 Pennsylvania counties. Both overwhelmingly voted for him.
https://www.businessinsider.com/tru...jAFNahr4GWImh_LW-LP3xTyAkaE0gqEVmx5LMWsvQk0B0
This shitstain can't be out of office soon enough.
https://www.businessinsider.com/tru...jAFNahr4GWImh_LW-LP3xTyAkaE0gqEVmx5LMWsvQk0B0
This shitstain can't be out of office soon enough.
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My theory about Four Seasons Total Landscaping was that Trump & co assumed they could just go there without any notice or fee and the FS Hotel said, "sorry, no vacancy for orange bastards" or whatever, and being the infantile shits they are, they decided to just go to the landscaping place like, "we meant to do that" to save face so trump wouldn't have to admit his tweet was bullshit.
Other theories are that it was a stupid mistake by a staffer. I don't buy that one. If you look up Four Seasons in Philadelphia, the hotel is going to dominate in search results. (Until now, I guess.
Another more plausible theory is that the staffer doesn't give a flying fuck and did it on purpose because fuck Trump.
I was thinking, these folks are probably nothing more than a "Yellowpages" hit on a search results. Boy was I wrong. They have a website and sell "Make America Rake Again" t-shirts.
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[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Night three outside the Maricopa Co tabulation center:<br>It’s more tense tonight.<br>These two men were screaming at a Telemundo reporter while she reported live.<br>When a security agent prevented ‘red shirt’ from getting inches from her face, both started yelling “assault.” <a href="https://t.co/d7XFvZICmE">pic.twitter.com/d7XFvZICmE</a></p>— Zach Crenshaw (@ZachCrenshaw) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZachCrenshaw/status/1324885679508090880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]..
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Not "Day Without Stupid", this is more "A day without tyranny" stuff.
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I was curious so I checked. Turns out Jack Kirby, one of the creators of Captain America, was a liberal democrat. We really need to take back these symbols from the right wing. They keep appropriating our shit.
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Trump does have the ability to go even lower when nobody thinks he can.
Its also amusing when people are afraid of that this is an attempt to prepare USA for a coup. No its not. Trump wouldn't have the balls, the moronic, narcissistic coward.
Its also amusing when people are afraid of that this is an attempt to prepare USA for a coup. No its not. Trump wouldn't have the balls, the moronic, narcissistic coward.
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I'm with you. Never underestimate a sociopath. So long as Biden keeps making appointments and preparing for his presidency, all is well. Taking Trumpo's public pants-shitting too seriously should only ever be amusing.
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Apparently, Trump's eldesr children are split on conceding.
Ivanka and Jared say he should. Junior and Eric are all het up to fight, to the bitter end.
JUNIOR AND ERIC SUPPORT DENIAL!! Isn't that, like, your FIRST CLUE!?!?! Imagine if Monty had offered "What's behind Door #1, Door #2, or Eric?" No one would pick Eric's door!
No one's going to call Junior for a lifeline, either. Even if the question was 'Which of these four buildings is Junior in right now?' they'd call Guilfoyle.
So, Biden has four O's, Trump has two X's, the corner square is Eric, who says, "Fight!" Donnie.should know better than to say, "I agree!"
Ivanka and Jared say he should. Junior and Eric are all het up to fight, to the bitter end.
JUNIOR AND ERIC SUPPORT DENIAL!! Isn't that, like, your FIRST CLUE!?!?! Imagine if Monty had offered "What's behind Door #1, Door #2, or Eric?" No one would pick Eric's door!
No one's going to call Junior for a lifeline, either. Even if the question was 'Which of these four buildings is Junior in right now?' they'd call Guilfoyle.
So, Biden has four O's, Trump has two X's, the corner square is Eric, who says, "Fight!" Donnie.should know better than to say, "I agree!"
The stupids are so voluminous that to post them would overwhelm the server.
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Here's the deal: Trump picked Door #2.
But then Monty opened door number #1, to reveal a booby-prize.
So Trump, being the greatest and most stable math genius ever, knew that his best odds were with Eric.
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