T.G.G. Moogly
Traditional Atheist
I'm seeing a divine trinity of bacon, chocolate and weed emerging. Truly god is great. Bacon o akbar. Magni animi est!
Okay! I have decided to create a new religion.
We will now start worshipping BACON!
Over the next few days I will develop the symbol somehow, but what I envisage is a pigs head, with a halo of pork crackling, and underneath it will be a wreath of crisp streaky bacon!
I know my brother, and at least one teacher aide at my school will join me!
Would you?
You wouldn’t have to go to church! However, you would have to consume the flesh of bacon and give thanks to the poor piggie that gave up its life for it!
Instead of church, regular meetings where the consumption of bacon, and other pork products, are a must, as well as appropriate beverages!
How many of you would join such a religion?
Okay! I have decided to create a new religion.
We will now start worshipping BACON!
Over the next few days I will develop the symbol somehow, but what I envisage is a pigs head, with a halo of pork crackling, and underneath it will be a wreath of crisp streaky bacon!
I know my brother, and at least one teacher aide at my school will join me!
Would you?
You wouldn’t have to go to church! However, you would have to consume the flesh of bacon and give thanks to the poor piggie that gave up its life for it!
Instead of church, regular meetings where the consumption of bacon, and other pork products, are a must, as well as appropriate beverages!
How many of you would join such a religion?
A couple questions first...
Do we have to go door to door on Saturday mornings spreading the good word about pork belly?
And Canadian bacon...what about Canadian bacon? I personally enjoy it but there might be people who consider it apostasy.
Secondly, Canadian bacon is called ham. Don't try and add things into the religion just because you Americans can't use words good.
I'm seeing a divine trinity of bacon, chocolate and weed emerging. Truly god is great. Bacon o akbar. Magni animi est!
I'm seeing a divine trinity of bacon, chocolate and weed emerging. Truly god is great. Bacon o akbar. Magni animi est!
Actually, as long as it's Canadian bacon, I might join this cult. Canadian bacon is good on pizza. Can we nominate pizza for Sainthood? Or, at least make it a holy sacrament?
Crackling is good.gmbteach
I eat my crackling as 'Chicharrones A la Lima, Peru' :
First a good-sized pile of them cooked with "yerbas buenas" , then fried, and served with fried sliced rounds of sweet potatoes and a salad of raw onions and special hot peppers (sliced jalapenos are a good substitute), and all washed down with copious Crystal lager.
The yerbas buenas are not just 'good herbs', but a specific herb, unobtalnable in Canada, so leave it out or try other herbs to taste.
Eaten regularly like this the crackling makes you forget bacon even exists.
Aww man, now I am conflicted!No not bacon! Just call me an infidel because I despise bacon. I might join a religion that worships chocolate as I have a sticker on my refrigerator that says, "If I ever need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake". I'm a very progressive ecumenical believer, so I will be tolerant to the bacon worshipers, as long as they don't force their bacon down my throat. Are you bacon worshipers fundamentalists?
heck no! Saturday’s are for resting after consumption of copious amounts of bacon and beer!Okay! I have decided to create a new religion.
We will now start worshipping BACON!
Over the next few days I will develop the symbol somehow, but what I envisage is a pigs head, with a halo of pork crackling, and underneath it will be a wreath of crisp streaky bacon!
I know my brother, and at least one teacher aide at my school will join me!
Would you?
You wouldn’t have to go to church! However, you would have to consume the flesh of bacon and give thanks to the poor piggie that gave up its life for it!
Instead of church, regular meetings where the consumption of bacon, and other pork products, are a must, as well as appropriate beverages!
How many of you would join such a religion?
A couple questions first...
Do we have to go door to door on Saturday mornings spreading the good word about pork belly?
And Canadian bacon...what about Canadian bacon? I personally enjoy it but there might be people who consider it apostasy.
Yes. Canadian Bacon is counted, as is streaky, short cut, regular, rind on, rind off etc.I'm seeing a divine trinity of bacon, chocolate and weed emerging. Truly god is great. Bacon o akbar. Magni animi est!
Actually, as long as it's Canadian bacon, I might join this cult. Canadian bacon is good on pizza. Can we nominate pizza for Sainthood? Or, at least make it a holy sacrament?
you know, i have always been leery of pigs promoting bacon, or BBQ shacks.I am trying to combine these two pictures into one.
you know, i have always been leery of pigs promoting bacon, or BBQ shacks.I am trying to combine these two pictures into one.
I would rather see a wolf smacking his lipsover pork producks...
eat it, yes.you know, i have always been leery of pigs promoting bacon, or BBQ shacks.I am trying to combine these two pictures into one.
I would rather see a wolf smacking his lipsover pork producks...
Bacon and BBQ is so good, even pigs will eat it.
eat it, yes.Bacon and BBQ is so good, even pigs will eat it.
Selling it, tho, that bothers me a lot
I don't really support ritual cannibalism, either, but I'd say the big difference is that Jesus isn't nailing OTHER messiahs to the cross for the purpose of eating them.Well, aren’t christians encouraged to eat the ‘flesh’ of christ’s Body? How is this different?
Forget the bacon, just give me the crackling! (Does that mean I'm a Nonconformist?)