AthenaAwakened
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ABOUT BARBIE (The doll not the movie.)
When I was nine years old, I wanted a Barbie Townhouse. Now understand, I had no Barbies. Never really wanted a Barbie. I liked baby dolls, but I wanted a Barbie Townhouse. It was three stories tall and most importantly, it had an elevator.
I wanted that elevator.
I did have a doll I could put in the townhouse. I had a Derry Daring so I figured I'd put her in the townhouse. Derry had a working motorcycle and she could jump things on her motorcycle.
I wanted that motorcycle.
I think I had figured out what the important thing was about these types of dolls.
It wasn't the dolls.
It was their stuff.
And once you had their stuff, the dolls were interchangeable.
In the Barbie movie (spoiler alert) the Kens say they want the Barbies' love, but they windup just taking the Barbies' stuff.
The plastic Barbie stuff is what's important in a plastic Barbie world.
I never got a Barbie Townhouse.
My parents just couldn't see spending $50 on a house with no walls, no matter how cool the elevator.
A house without walls would be silly.
That's Barbie, isn't it?
A townhouse with an elevator but no walls. A townhouse with her name on it, but any doll that fits can live in it.
Years later, I did have a Barbie tee shirt. It said, "I hate Barbie. The bitch has everything."
Everything that's cool.
Everything but walls.
From the Harriet T. and Ida B. gun club and sewing circle, this is me, and I'm jessayin'
When I was nine years old, I wanted a Barbie Townhouse. Now understand, I had no Barbies. Never really wanted a Barbie. I liked baby dolls, but I wanted a Barbie Townhouse. It was three stories tall and most importantly, it had an elevator.
I wanted that elevator.
I did have a doll I could put in the townhouse. I had a Derry Daring so I figured I'd put her in the townhouse. Derry had a working motorcycle and she could jump things on her motorcycle.
I wanted that motorcycle.
I think I had figured out what the important thing was about these types of dolls.
It wasn't the dolls.
It was their stuff.
And once you had their stuff, the dolls were interchangeable.
In the Barbie movie (spoiler alert) the Kens say they want the Barbies' love, but they windup just taking the Barbies' stuff.
The plastic Barbie stuff is what's important in a plastic Barbie world.
I never got a Barbie Townhouse.
My parents just couldn't see spending $50 on a house with no walls, no matter how cool the elevator.
A house without walls would be silly.
That's Barbie, isn't it?
A townhouse with an elevator but no walls. A townhouse with her name on it, but any doll that fits can live in it.
Years later, I did have a Barbie tee shirt. It said, "I hate Barbie. The bitch has everything."
Everything that's cool.
Everything but walls.
From the Harriet T. and Ida B. gun club and sewing circle, this is me, and I'm jessayin'