Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Elixir]

Why?

Why not?

 

[gmbteach]

But why not?

 

[Keith&Co.]

But why not?

Because your mom.

Why does no one scatter petals before me?

 

[bilby]

But why not?

Because your mom.

Why does no one scatter petals before me?

They didn't know you were going to scatter them first.

Why didn't you tip them off?

 

[gmbteach]

Because your mom.

Why does no one scatter petals before me?

They didn't know you were going to scatter them first.

Why didn't you tip them off?

Because they weren’t leaning and I didn’t want to hurt them.

Why are teddy bears sometimes better than men?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why are teddy bears sometimes better than men?

Because if you have ten in your bed, no one judges you too harshly. Even if some of them are girl teddy bears.

How many teddy bears do you have?

 

[jonatha]

Why are teddy bears sometimes better than men?

Because if you have ten in your bed, no one judges you too harshly. Even if some of them are girl teddy bears.

How many teddy bears do you have?

Ten and a half.

How harshly are you judging me?

 

[Elixir]

Because if you have ten in your bed, no one judges you too harshly. Even if some of them are girl teddy bears.

How many teddy bears do you have?

Ten and a half.

How harshly are you judging me?

You get a ten and a half. On a ten scale.
Did you expect otherwise?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Ten and a half.

How harshly are you judging me?

You get a ten and a half. On a ten scale.
Did you expect otherwise?

I most certainly expected otherwise. It's getting close to Thanksgiving, and therefore close to Christmas.

Was a measly 'My Little Pony' too much to ask for?

 

[gmbteach]

You get a ten and a half. On a ten scale.
Did you expect otherwise?

I most certainly expected otherwise. It's getting close to Thanksgiving, and therefore close to Christmas.

Was a measly 'My Little Pony' too much to ask for?

Yes. You should ask for a teddy bear instead.

What do you want fir Christmas?

 

[Keith&Co.]

What do you want fir Christmas?

I usually pine for Legos.

What do YOU want for the holly days?

 

[gmbteach]

What do you want fir Christmas?

I usually pine for Legos.

What do YOU want for the holly days?

A kiss under the mistletoe.

Do you miss the toe?

 

[Thomas II]

I usually pine for Legos.

What do YOU want for the holly days?

A kiss under the mistletoe.

Do you miss the toe?

I don't miss the toe, but maybe I would if I could, but I can't. I can still sing "This Little Piggy" all the way home...

Did you know that when improperly manufactured ceramic pots have been used for brewing tea, lead poisoning has occurred — the acids in the tea can leach lead from the ceramic glaze?

 

[gmbteach]

A kiss under the mistletoe.

Do you miss the toe?

I don't miss the toe, but maybe I would if I could, but I can't. I can still sing "This Little Piggy" all the way home...

Did you know that when improperly manufactured ceramic pots have been used for brewing tea, lead poisoning has occurred — the acids in the tea can leach lead from the ceramic glaze?

Yes. But us that really a stupid question?

 

[Thomas II]

I don't miss the toe, but maybe I would if I could, but I can't. I can still sing "This Little Piggy" all the way home...

Did you know that when improperly manufactured ceramic pots have been used for brewing tea, lead poisoning has occurred — the acids in the tea can leach lead from the ceramic glaze?

Yes. But us that really a stupid question?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Violins.

What's wrong with violins?

 

[bilby]

Violins.

What's wrong with violins?

Violins never solved anything.

What's wrong with sax?

 

[gmbteach]

Nothing is wrong with Sax, I quite enjoy it.

Can someone give me $20 million?

 

[jonatha]

Can someone give me $20 million?

Certainly, although I doubt they will.

If they do, though, may I have some of it?

 

[gmbteach]

Can someone give me $20 million?

Certainly, although I doubt they will.

If they do, though, may I have some of it?

Sure.

Will 1% be enough?