Uruguayan Rhapsody
I watched the World Cup:
Uruguay-Italy;
I saw a striker
Behaving quite shittily
I'm not surprised
He's done this thing twice before.
He is a rich boy, he needs no sympathy
Because he's got it all, plays so well
But dives around and cheats like hell
and anytime the ref blows, it doesn't really matter to him, to him
Suarez just bit a man
Saw a shoulder near his head
Stuck his teeth in 'til it bled
His tournament had just begun
But now he's gone and thrown it all away
Suarez, ooh ooh ooh ooh
We love to see you cry
So pack your bags and piss off home tomorrow.
We'll carry on, carry on, because you don't really matter
So long. Your time has come
You're a worthless piece of slime,
gormless grinning all the time.
Goodbye, Luis Suarez, you've got to go,
gotta leave us all behind and face the truth
Suarez, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Just go home and die
I bet you wish you'd never been born at all
I see a shitty little Uruguayan Man
Suarez! Suarez! Will you foul the defender?
If you're feeling bolder, bite him on the shoulder now
Chiellini, Chiellini, Chiellini down you go,
Magnifico-o-o
He's just a rich boy
Nobody loves him
He's like a creature
From something by the Brothers Grimm
Spare us, O God, from this monstrosity
Yellow card? Sending off? Or will you let him off?
FIFA, No! Please don't let him go
FIFA, No! Please don't let him go
Never let him go, go, go
Mr Blatter, Mr Blatter, Mr Blatter we must know
Will Suarez get a ban for all eternity?
So he thinks he can kick them or bite on their arm?
So he thinks he can do that and come to no harm?
Oh Suarez, You can't do this to them Suarez.
Just get him out, Just get him right out of here.
Football Doesn't matter
Anyone can see
Football Does not matter to Luis
Any time the ref blows.