Caption Contest

[hyzer]

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"Your sister?! Your sister!! Your Aunt and I are so disappointed"

 

[gmbteach]

thanks!
figure this one should be a challenge for all interested...
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Girl thinks 'OMG! That's his mother? I slept with my boyfriend's MOTHER?'

 

[Thomas II]

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You were supposed to hide!!...And why is she still counting?!...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Thirty seconds?! What the hell, boy? Our daughter is a goddamned princess! If you want to have sex with her under my fucking roof, you damn well better develop some stamina and bring her to orgasm before you finish up yourself!

Seriously, honey, I just don't know what's wrong with kids today.

 

[KeepTalking]

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"I just want to siiiiiiiiing!"

"Jesus, Dad, do you have to do this every time I bring a boy home? Even the community theatre laughed at you, Broadway just isn't going to happen!"

 

[Jayjay]

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"Do you have any idea how much your mother and I had to work to get our photos taken for the Watchtower magazine? And now you had to ruin it all by bringing that HARLOT with you!"

 

[Thomas II]

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You ate the apple?!...You trusted the snake?!... Ok, get out!

 

[none]

all very creative, it was a weird picture though...
this is the winner!

You ate the apple?!...You trusted the snake?!... Ok, get out!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Let's try this one...

 

[Keith&Co.]

"You're right, Don, I haven't smelled a fart this strong since my college days."

 

[none]

Thanks!

Let's try this one...

That's Nu-kyu-lar!

 

[Hickdive]

See sir? Fresh as a daisy, and that was one of your post-9/11 speeches too; not a whiff of bullshit left!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Umm sir... that's the ebola virus.

 

[Mageth]

Yep...it really is dog shit. Sure glad I didn't step in it.

 

[Veritass]

"Yes, I'd say that is from a Lithuanian White Back steer, and it is not getting enough potassium in its diet."

"Really?"

"I shit you not."

 

[Jayjay]

They're Pinky and The Brain!
One is a genius,
the other's insane.

 

[Atheos]

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop huffing runny stool samples.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Number one is Jamie Dimon, two is Lloyd Blankfein, three is Dick Cheney and four, four is easy, that's my Barney.

 

[Elixir]

thanks!
figure this one should be a challenge for all interested...
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You spent your entire allowance on this hooker???

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER All funny, but this one got the loudest laugh!

Number one is Jamie Dimon, two is Lloyd Blankfein, three is Dick Cheney and four, four is easy, that's my Barney.

Take it away TV and credit cards!

*If after 12 hours the winner does not post a new picture, it's up for grabs!