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"And i want you to know, i had one of your albums. It got me through a messy divorce."
"What's that, Ron?"
"Oh, sorry, Mother, i was just talking to Sammy Davis Junior, here."
"And i want you to know, i had one of your albums. It got me through a messy divorce."
"What's that, Ron?"
"Oh, sorry, Mother, i was just talking to Sammy Davis Junior, here."
I don't care what your astrologer told you. If Mr Jackson says that we increase military spending then we are increasing military spending.
Honey, you are the one losing your mind!
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Well they do say that 'Once you've had black, you never go back!' so it's over Ron.
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The Star Wars nuclear defense project was a bust, but that didn't deter Ronald Reagan from pursuing another science project: eliminating racism from the world forever by means of turning negroes into normal white-skinned folks.
The Star Wars nuclear defense project was a bust, but that didn't deter Ronald Reagan from pursuing another science project: eliminating racism from the world forever by means of turning negroes into normal white-skinned folks.
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The bricklayers' union will hear about the shoddy work they did on that wall, that's for sure.
The bricklayers' union will hear about the shoddy work they did on that wall, that's for sure.
Gentleman:"Somewhere out there somebody's getting some snatch."
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Guy thinks: Great, now the pussy will taste like puppy. EEUCH!
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When Elana started dating the blind dude, she had no idea the first move would be made by his guide dog . . .
When Elana started dating the blind dude, she had no idea the first move would be made by his guide dog . . .
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Hmmmm... she never smiles like that back home when I'm down there.
Hey, that's my ping pong ball. Give it back.
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This is such BULLshit! When my nose is this warm, we go to the vet. SHE gets a picnic. AND he lets her ride in the front seat, while he talks about how warm and wet she is.
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Winning with a 'farthest from my expectations' entry:
Take it away, Tom.
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