Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Caption Generator: Meanwhile, in Atlanta...
Meanwhile, in Tennessee...
Meanwhile, in Delaware...
No, wait! Meanwhile, in Salem, Mass.

 

[Jayjay]

Spatula City!

SPATULA CITY!

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[Thomas II]

Finally a balmy 30 F...Spring is in the air...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Riffing off of Keith...

Meanwhile crazyfingers prepares BBQ'd kittens for dinner.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Riffing off of Keith...

Meanwhile crazyfingers prepares BBQ'd kittens for dinner.

And whoever said the kittens should be room temperature before grilling needs to be a teensy bit more specific....

 

[gmbteach]

'And when my drink gets warm, I just break off an icicle.'

 

[bilby]

Another European visitor to the USA is caught out by their use of archaic units of measurement, after hearing that the forecast was for 'temperatures in the mid to high 20s'.

 

[none]

Okay, how about this one?

Close the fridge you're letting the cold out.

 

[Atheos]

Winner!

Another European visitor to the USA is caught out by their use of archaic units of measurement, after hearing that the forecast was for 'temperatures in the mid to high 20s'.

Okay, not the best pic, but great captions nonetheless. Was tempted to give the nod to Jayjay for all that work, but ... tl;dr.

 

[hyzer]

"On the grill? Why, arctic char, of course."

 

[bilby]

Thanks Atheos.

Let's see what people make of this one:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Like many things which had been around too long, the UN officially jumped the shark when they did the musical episode.

 

[none]

Thanks Atheos.

Let's see what people make of this one:

It was horrible, not only did it smell but the penis was actually this close!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Atheos.

Let's see what people make of this one:

So I am supposed to go like this to show I am a dickhead?

 

[angelo]

I did it myyyyyyy Wayyyyyy!

 

[Tigers!]

Karaoke without a microphone never looks good.

 

[Jayjay]

Choo choo! All aboard the UN general assembly's resolution 2458 to mildly condemn excessive trade embargo in Tinidad and Tobago train!

 

[Hickdive]

...and so I grabbed it and sucked on it hard, just like this.

 

[Thomas II]

"When Julie smiles, it takes me miles..."

 

[TV and credit cards]

But she said, sir, that's not what I meant by foreign affair.