Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

You wanted the nude effect master! How could we possibly achieve that with the white? Ohhhhhh!!!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Well this one made me laugh so hard i frightened another hotel guest out in the hallway....

Could you hurry it up, my blouse is about to burst.

...winner.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thank goodness. I really wanted to throw this one out.

 

[Thomas II]

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What do you mean "Just because I like Ford better?!"

 

[gmbteach]

Thank goodness. I really wanted to throw this one out.

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AWww - thanks.. it matches my shirt... Now let me throw up and it will match yours..

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Egad! Not many takers.

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What do you mean "Just because I like Ford better?!"

This will win for the Chevy reference.

 

[angelo]

Look, just because I layed your wife is no reason to give me red card!!!!

 

[Thomas II]

Here we go...

 

[bilby]

Do you know what time the number 28 is due?

 

[jonatha]

Yes, it looks like a bus or train station. But what's with the lawn???

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

While we set this up, want a lick of my ice cream?

 

[Veritass]

Roger Ebert made a special trip back from the dead, just to give a special thumbs down to Fast and Furious 7. He added, "Seven!? Really!? Why do people keep watching this crap?"

 

[Keith&Co.]

"Yes, Marlon, we knew when we commissioned the baseball diamond that a 'dugout' is supposed to be partially underground. But this whole sports park is built on a landfill and a proper dugout would smell like ass."

 

[gmbteach]

We are live at the dugout where new, world renowned author, Gina Pickles, is putting the finishing touches to her latest novel. Any minute now, she should announce that it is finished!

 

[angelo]

Dear diary, today I met the arsehole of the year!

 

[Hickdive]

"We're here with Mr Reginald Molehusband who has been waiting for a train for the last twenty nine years. Mr Molehusband, when did you first hear that this station in fact closed thirty years ago?"

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

"We're here with Mr Reginald Molehusband who has been waiting for a train for the last twenty nine years. Mr Molehusband, when did you first hear that this station in fact closed thirty years ago?"

All yours!

 

[Hickdive]

Thanks. here you go folks;

 

[Thomas II]

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Vice President, you look pale. You need a tan...Talk to my friend here, he'll hook you up...

 

[angelo]

So you're that tricky fellow they're talking about!