Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Maybe this one?

or this one...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Brunette: "You're right! It DOES stick all they way out in front!"
Blonde: "I just didn't expect it to be the same color as the carpet!"

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks!

Here:

One fucking typing mistake and you want me to do the whole report again? DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!

 

[Keith&Co.]

When you're playing paper-vs.-skittles, you want to grab the high ground early.

 

[Atheos]

Years spent face down in accounting records had resulted in Mario's very specific fetish: A "golden shower" of ledger pages mixed with Jellybeans delivered by a girl wielding a plumber's crack while another woman dressed like Draghi's 7th grade economics teacher threatened to keep him in detention.

 

[Hickdive]

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"...and he slid right up to the bar next to me and I said to him 'here, I just did that', so he hit me"

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS Tie...

Brunette: "You're right! It DOES stick all they way out in front!"
Blonde: "I just didn't expect it to be the same color as the carpet!"

and

Years spent face down in accounting records had resulted in Mario's very specific fetish: A "golden shower" of ledger pages mixed with Jellybeans delivered by a girl wielding a plumber's crack while another woman dressed like Draghi's 7th grade economics teacher threatened to keep him in detention.

First one to post the next picture, takes it away!

 

[Keith&Co.]

 

[gmbteach]

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Is that a gun in your hands, or are you just happy to see me.

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Is that a gun in your hands, or are you just happy to see me.

Or:


Teddy bears, a girls best friend for comfort, protection, and sexual kinkiness.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ted 2 - in theatres this June.

 

[Thomas II]

"Beauty and the Beast" - First draft...

 

[Keith&Co.]

All good ones, but i'm going to go with this for the win:

Teddy bears, a girls best friend for comfort, protection, and sexual kinkiness.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Keith&Co - much appreciated.

Remind me to tell you about Ted E Bear and his wife Tina, and their daughter Edwina......



Anyway - on to the next one:

Try this:

 

[bilby]

When Dr Jekyll's wife finally persuaded him to take time off for a cruise-ship vacation, he insisted that he should be the one to make their morning coffee.

 

[Tigers!]

Damn, that's a strong drink.

I can't do a thing with my hair until my first drink.

 

[Thomas II]

Suddenly Betty realizes she's in her flippie-floppies on a motherfucking boat!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The moment Betty realized that she wasn't drinking tea and the guy sitting next to her earlier was chewing tobacco.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Wendy spent the whole day on the windward side of the ship, but never did understand why her sailor brother liked to brag about getting blown in foreign ports. Unless it had something to do with why he always had short hair?

 

[Veritass]

The cruise ship Crimean Princess sank today with over 2,000 souls onboard after being mistakenly torpedoed. The hair of one Sylvia Bromsteen from New Jersey is blamed for spelling out "sink me" in semaphore as viewed from a passing Russian submarine.

 

[gmbteach]

Damn, that's a strong drink.

I can't do a thing with my hair until my first drink.

Winner! Take it away!