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Just say the word, mi amor, and the chaplain here can marry us immediately!
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Jimmy Higgins
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Sleepwalking Diplomacy was another one of Nixon's odd attributes.
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A rare photo from the First International Summit on Bugging and Wire Tapping.
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Winner! New pic please.
Jimmy Higgins
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"Yeah, it's like two buffed spots with an oil slick in the middle....No, I don't think furniture polish is going to do it. You're going to need to buff it out....Yeah, fine. Oh, and get Biden in here. He was the last one in the office."
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Look Monica, I said NO! How many times do I have to tell you?
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And an order of Stuffed Cheesy Bread. Don't worry about it. I'll leave a door open for you. Oh, and bring an extra knife. Joe always whines when the toppings pull away.
And an order of Stuffed Cheesy Bread. Don't worry about it. I'll leave a door open for you. Oh, and bring an extra knife. Joe always whines when the toppings pull away.
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Monica, I know it's you making these pornographic calls.
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Look, I have told you before, George doesn't live here anymore. It's been six years man; If he didn't tell you his new number, maybe he doesn't want to be friends with you anymore. OK. Goodbye Mr Rumsfeld. No, I don't want to play 'invasion' with you. I have a country to run. Yes, I am sure George did make time. OK, I am going to hang up now. Goodbye Donald. Goodbye.
Look, I have told you before, George doesn't live here anymore. It's been six years man; If he didn't tell you his new number, maybe he doesn't want to be friends with you anymore. OK. Goodbye Mr Rumsfeld. No, I don't want to play 'invasion' with you. I have a country to run. Yes, I am sure George did make time. OK, I am going to hang up now. Goodbye Donald. Goodbye.
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"Yes......yep.......ah so, I won a home security system, free home security analysis.......and all I have to do is sign a three year service contract.....how soon can you get here?"
"Yes......yep.......ah so, I won a home security system, free home security analysis.......and all I have to do is sign a three year service contract.....how soon can you get here?"
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And if it's not here in thirty minutes it's free?
How about this, if it's not here in twenty minutes, I send the 101st Airborne to come get it.
And if it's not here in thirty minutes it's free?
How about this, if it's not here in twenty minutes, I send the 101st Airborne to come get it.
Hey, Laura. It's Barak again ... Ya, he snuck back in and hid under the desk when I walked into the office ... Great, I'll see you soon. Is it ok if I give him a soda while I'm waiting for you to get here?
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Winner.
Here we go:
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Here we go:
Duh.... This is my pee pee....
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"Well mate, Beatle money got me a Bond girl, but this little drummer kept her. . . . "
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With a little help from my friend down there...
With a little help from my friend down there...
Winner! Take it away, Thomas II
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Thanks! 
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