Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Backyard production of "The Godfather"- Santino Corleone's death...

WINNER!!

Take it away Thomas II

The latest Tasers seemed to lack the clout of earlier models.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

And here it goes...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why does everyone keep saying that to me?
Saying what?
'Nice hair, hope it wins.'

 

[jonatha]

Thanks!

And here it goes...

First three GOP candidates for the 2020 Presidential nomination

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks!

And here it goes...

I look silly standing next to these clowns.

 

[bilby]

Hillary could wear her hair however she pleased, knowing her nomination was assured.

However her limited options for running mate left something to be desired.

 

[Atheos]

And that boys and girls, is why the Pope no longer gets married, and they try to keep it under wraps that the first one gave it a go.

 

[Hickdive]

Clowns: creeping people out since 1862.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

And that boys and girls, is why the Pope no longer gets married, and they try to keep it under wraps that the first one gave it a go.

First three GOP candidates for the 2020 Presidential nomination

Next to post takes it away!

 

[Elixir]

 

[Thomas II]

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Fukushima trout...

 

[jonatha]

GMO tobacco no longer caused cancer, but its other side effects were fairly severe.

 

[Hickdive]

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So, I joined Starfleet, they gave me a red shirt and sent me to the transporter testing facility...

 

[Thomas II]

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A lot of people ask me "What do you regret most about this procedure? The fish head? The plucked feathers?"
Nah... For me it's about the feet. I miss my feet...

 

[Keith&Co.]

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The nicotrouten.
Tony Boudain's attempt to compete with the Turducken.

 

[Elixir]

You guys are killin' me. All too good - can't pick.
Next post, take it away.

 

[Keith&Co.]

You guys are killin' me. All too good - can't pick.
Next post, take it away.

 

[gmbteach]

You guys are killin' me. All too good - can't pick.
Next post, take it away.

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Ginger couldn't understand why the humans left the house every day.. surely it was better to just sit here in the sun and sleep.

 

[Thomas II]

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"Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop squeak. Three:ate too many acorns, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, claw to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely..."

 

[hyzer]

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"If it ends with Don Draper jumping out a window or a plane I will hunt down Matt Weiner and kill him . . . .