Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

The name is Bond, Catilyn Bond

Do enough Kegel exercises, and your pussy can downright explode!

TIE!!!! Take it away...


And I did check to see if it was photoshopped and we decided it could be original.

 

[Tigers!]

Ohh another winner for me.
Let's try this for size

And do try to be original. None of the obvious ones thanks e.g. "I am your father" will not be considered.

Contestants bear your light sabres.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"You'll get your toy back when you tell me the location of the rebel base."
(was that too obvious?)

"Yes, I have COPD. It's not a character flaw."

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Darth Vader: This little piggie went to Tattooine. This little piggie stayed on Alderaan.
This little piggie had a planet. This little piggie had none.
And this little piggie went wee wee weeeee all the way to Coruscant, to complain, but the Senate had been permanently dissolved. So there.

 

[Atheos]

<Wheeze....sniff....> The diaper load is strong in this one...

 

[none]

Ohh another winner for me.
Let's try this for size
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And do try to be original. None of the obvious ones thanks e.g. "I am your father" will not be considered.

Contestants bear your light sabres.

mom, this ain't batman

 

[Thomas II]

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I'm NOT your father, so stop crying, you little twerp!

 

[fromderinside]

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Aging Mork Screams "I want my trike" as Private Dork initiates his return to Ork as a relieved Mindy looks on.

 

[Bomb#20]

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MY MOMMY IS NOT EITHER A WOOKIEE!

 

[Turambar]

See how your mom smiles? It's because she knows I am your father... And also because tonight she gets to play with my other cyborg "body part".

 

[Tom Sawyer]

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You're not my father! I'll never rule the universe with you!

 

[Wiploc]

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"You even try the force choke, and I'll bite your finger off!"

 

[gmbteach]

Mum!!! You promised to take me to see Santa!

 

[angelo]

<Wheeze....sniff....> The diaper load is strong in this one...

Little one, little do you know that I porked your mother......on numerous occasions.

 

[Tigers!]

I was really impressed by the originality of some entries (others )

Some that didn't get a guernsey

Alright lad. What have you done with the emperor?

Kid, return my light sabre or I will rearrange your neck's anatomy

Mum, he says he is my dad. He looks nothing like dad. What have you done!

Captain, tear the bike apart. I want those plans.

Swap you an action figurine for my light sabre.

I did like Hurtingbuckaroo's

"Yes, I have COPD. It's not a character flaw."

(I had to look up COPD)

But the winner is Keith & Co's

Darth Vader: This little piggie went to Tattooine. This little piggie stayed on Alderaan.
This little piggie had a planet. This little piggie had none.
And this little piggie went wee wee weeeee all the way to Coruscant, to complain, but the Senate had been permanently dissolved. So there.

I even got the cadence right to say it to my nephew. The look he gave me was inscrutable.

Keith - you go girl.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thanx!

Okay, then. I'm not usually one for choices between pics, but try these:

 

[Atheos]

Well I'll be damn. You really can dig a hole clear to China.

 

[Thomas II]

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Visiting an Australian Ikea...

 

[Thomas II]

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Spiderwoman: Honey, you left the seat up again...

 

[Wiploc]

Not a contest entry:

Thanx!

Okay, then. I'm not usually one for choices between pics, but try these:

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Aha! I've been starring and starring, trying to figure out what the difference in the two pictures is.