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Joel was a competitive young man but in retrospect, entering the UNK's blowjob tournament was a bad idea.

It was small consolation that he beat Samuel, who was disadvantaged because the lights were on.
 
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When the judges witnessed Dave's failed attempt to prove he deserved the #1 spot, they unanimously lowered him to #6 in the U of N's "Made You Look!" tournament.
 
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Number 6: "At least I'm not seventh"...

number 6: Hey, I'd have barfed if it'd've gotten me the number 5 spot....

Perfect form, concentrated stream, and right onto the wrist, yet this attempt only won him 5th place.

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Sarah discovered a new and more convenient way to wash her hair.
Three way tie. First to post takes it!


P.S. Don't judge such a competition while drinking hot coffee and reclining in bed. Now I have to change my shirt and the sheets. :)
 
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"This is so not what I had in mind when she asked if I wanted a hand job."
 
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