Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

See, I told you no one would guess the children are from a mixed marriage.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Honey, well, I told Mom you were wearing a Bunny Costume, because you thought it made you look like a Playmate. But she's getting suspicious about the kids having 'costumes.'

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

"For the last time, we're not raising the kids Catholic!"

 

[angelo]

Honey, well, I told Mom you were wearing a Bunny Costume, because you thought it made you look like a Playmate. But she's getting suspicious about the kids having 'costumes.'

I like this one. It's the closest to my thoughts. Winner.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Honey, well, I told Mom you were wearing a Bunny Costume, because you thought it made you look like a Playmate. But she's getting suspicious about the kids having 'costumes.'

I like this one. It's the closest to my thoughts. Winner.

Thank you. How about....?

 

[gmbteach]

I like this one. It's the closest to my thoughts. Winner.

Thank you. How about....?

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When handling sausage, it's important to be fully protected from STD's (Sausage Transmitted Diseases), Gina, here, demonstrated the easiest way to contract one.

 

[Thomas II]

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Just lika you're holding your husband, or your boyfriend, just lika that... You have to make love to the sausage! You have to become one with the sausage...Capisce?

 

[Tigers!]

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Ever wondered where those giant Gippsland earthworms (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm)ever came from?

 

[angelo]

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Ever wondered where those giant Gippsland earthworms (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm)ever came from?

I donta knows Gina, but every time I see you handling the sausage I get a a hard on.

 

[bilby]

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Some days I just feel this job is going from bad to wurst.

 

[Keith&Co.]

When handling sausage, it's important to be fully protected from STD's (Sausage Transmitted Diseases), Gina, here, demonstrated the easiest way to contract one.

Somhow, the idea of sausage transmitted disease seems to fit nicely with my basic distrust of the things...

Winner for ideological reasons, Gmbteach.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks for the honor....

Let's try this one:

 

[Tigers!]

The name is Bond, Catilyn Bond

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

"Ground control to Major Tom."

 

[Thomas II]

Cat Aeronautics and Space Administration (C.A.S.A) is born...

 

[Atheos]

When the executives at 9 Lives Cat Food opted to add a line of Mexican-Inspired flavors they weren't quite expecting Morris's reaction to the new "Bean Dip Taco" kibbles.

 

[fromderinside]

Advance in the war against crows.

 

[Veritass]

Do enough Kegel exercises, and your pussy can downright explode!

 

[angelo]

I thought Photoshop photos were not permitted.

 

[angelo]

Do enough Kegel exercises, and your pussy can downright explode!

Let's see that pesky mouse get away from me now!