Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Since Tom Sawyer seems to be unavailable...

WINNER:

Hank, used to having to count on his fingers to solve simple addition problems, never got the hang of calculus.

Take it away, Atheos!

 

[Atheos]

Okay, how about this one:

 

[Keith&Co.]

"Oh, Swing your bike now, make it fly,
If it falls apart, you're mechanic's high!"

While popular in Wyoming, motorbike square dancing never caught on in Europe.

 

[Thomas II]

Well...that's gonna leave a mark...

 

[Hickdive]

Bloody Transformers, always pick the worst possible moment!

 

[Tigers!]

Next time you pass me how about indicating first!

 

[Celldweller]

Johnny clearly thought he mastered texting while making left-hand turns.

 

[bigfield]

Bobby smoked some ground-up crocodile testicles before the race, to get himself psyched up, but it wasn't until the third lap that the hallucinations kicked in.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

They were throwing out all the stops to impede The Crazy Frog.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

In Soviet Russia, bike ride you!

 

[Elixir]

Johnny was so obviously superior at the bike-tossing competition, his competitors all fled.

 

[hyzer]

At Art's motorcycle riding school, starting the students on Hayabusas turned out to be a questionable choice ....

 

[Atheos]

Winner!

Johnny was so obviously superior at the bike-tossing competition, his competitors all fled.

They were all good though! Whatcha got Elixir?

 

[Elixir]

They were all good though! Whatcha got Elixir?

Oh, nothing anyone here would be interested in....

ETA... hope that doesn't violate the NSFW protocol.

 

[Celldweller]

Sorry ladies, Peter Parker found a girlfriend.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hello, Dr Singh? ... Ya, that's right ... another American tourist ... trying Position #32, I believe ... yes, the same thing as last month ... great, we'll see you soon.

 

[gmbteach]

Because the shoes were missing the obligatory goldfish, the model was required to attempt a different method to attract customers to the shoes.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Number 83-Omega trained very, very hard for her attempt to infiltrate Earthling society. Unfortunately, no one realized that the human action figure provided for her training had been dropped down the sluice shaft. Twice.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Kerry was tired of being considered a 'Dumb Blonde.' But she didn't want to wait for her roots to grow out.
Then she realized, it's the hair on TOP that determines if you're blonde or not... One quick adjustment and there she was, a brunette!

 

[Keith&Co.]

When her father saw the photos from the shoot, he winced and said, "That can't be comfortable."
Winnie thought he was talking about the collagen injections and said, "The lips are a little dry at first, but the photographer's assistant helped keep them lubricated."