Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

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Well, the billboard said, "Parking right in front."

 

[Wiploc]

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"No, I'm not shitfaced. I always look like this."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The accident blurred the driver's face unrecognizable.

Good thing I was texting when the accident happened. Made it easier to call for help.

 

[bilby]

Winner!!

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Yes, I use Apple maps. How did you know?

Take it away, Jayjay!

 

[Jayjay]

Take it away, Jayjay!

Thanks.

 

[gmbteach]

M

Take it away, Jayjay!

Thanks.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Not in the face... not in the face? That is what Mom always says late at night.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Never stand next to the teacher when the kids get to the fire hose demonstration...

 

[Thomas II]

"Aquapick", the first generation trials...

 

[angelo]

This will fix your toothache Wilbur!

 

[Jayjay]

Not in the face... not in the face? That is what Mom always says late at night.

You win. Don't blow it.

 

[angelo]

24 hour rule.

 

[Hickdive]

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Alright, put it in third and drop the clutch when I've got the speed up.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Romney Family Vacation, Part II.

 

[Thomas II]

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Dude, et tu?

 

[gmbteach]

They said to take the dog for a walk every day....no one said anything about ME walking.

 

[bilby]

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Dude, et tu?

Dudette II - In cinemas from Thursday.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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It's a little-known fact that pooper-scoopers are not required if the dog does his business over a five-mile stretch.

 

[angelo]

They said to take the dog for a walk every day....no one said anything about ME walking.

Take it away teach.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks angelo..