Caption Contest

[angelo]

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They're sending me out tomorrow to blow up a market, you couldn't help me out with some explosives, could you?

This made me giggle. Take it away spike!

 

[Thomas II]

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Go ahead, Spike...

 

[Turambar]

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OUT OF CONTEST:
Dad, mom said that if you don't send me back with this jar full of money, you can forget about getting your baton polished tonight.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thanks Angelo. Sorry for being late, people, otherwise engaged.

 

[Thomas II]

“Do not lay a hand on the cat,” he said. “Do not do anything to him. Now I know that you fear God, because you have not withheld from me your cat, your only cat.”

And that's how "Isaac", the cat, lived to be 25...

 

[jonatha]

I *will* get that meatball, so help me God!

 

[bilby]

Sarah was beginning to think that Felix lacked the focus needed to become a truly great chef.

 

[gmbteach]

Why did I bother cooking for that rat.... At least the cat still loves me.

 

[Turambar]

If you like cooking pasta, Persian and Siamese are safer choices than the dreaded Neapolitan cat.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Out of contest.

"Tomorrow night, I'm cooking Go Cat.

He doesn't like that."



Yours, bilby.

 

[Hickdive]

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For fuck's sake, I go to all that effort and it's fucking tomato sauce!

 

[arnoldo]

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

 

[repoman]

 

[bilby]

OK, how about this one:

 

[Thomas II]

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Hi, ossifer, just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm...

 

[gmbteach]

OK, how about this one:

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I'm Batman! Can't you tell?

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OK, how about this one:

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It's a bird! It's a car! Nope - just another stupid driver!

 

[Jayjay]

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Yes, I use Apple maps. How did you know?

 

[angelo]

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Yes, I use Apple maps. How did you know?

Hahahaha.

 

[angelo]

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Yes, I use Apple maps. How did you know?

Isn't this the car wash?

 

[Thomas II]

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Yes, I use Apple maps. How did you know?

Hahahaha.

Hahahaha!