Caption Contest

[jonatha]

Thanks angelo..

My. Doom climax scene from Lord of the Rings - Lizard Cut

 

[angelo]

I'll save you Myrtle!

 

[Bomb#20]

1. When I swing you, grab onto the stick.
2. We find some turpentine and clean this damn glue off our fingers.
3. We get that photographer!

 

[Thomas II]

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[Thomas II]

"Is that a stick, mister, or are you just happy to see me?..."

 

[fromderinside]

You'll be OK Lennie. We always land on our feet.

 

[gmbteach]

"Is that a stick, mister, or are you just happy to see me?..."

Winner!!!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks gmbteach!

Here's the new picture...

 

[angelo]

Thanks gmbteach!

Here's the new picture...

Anymore bright ideas!!

 

[Keith&Co.]

....and then, the alien butt probes started to glow...

 

[gmbteach]

'Light Bulb!'

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4f_51oTYJw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Wiploc]

Outtake from the new Space Invaders 3D promo.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

....and then, the alien butt probes started to glow...

Take it away, Keith&Co.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yay!

Okay:

 

[angelo]

Life raft, check, condoms, check, wine, check, oxygen tank, check, parachute, check. Houston, its go go go

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"These submarine toilet malfunctions really bite the big one."

 

[Thomas II]

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Yeah, someone flushed another tampon...I'll go fish it out, boss...


(hurtinbuckaroo, I didn't see your post till after I posted mine )

 

[Tom Sawyer]

American forces display Lockhead Martin's $37 billion defence system against the Chinese navy's new fart bomb technology, which was developed by Lockhead Martin for $42 billion.

 

[gmbteach]

Yay!

Okay:

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Here I sit in hall of vapour,
Guy before me pinched the paper
Boss is screaming,
I can't linger,
Watch out arse,
here comes my finger!

 

[bilby]

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Are you my mummy?