Caption Contest

[bilby]

Thanks gmbteach!

Here we go...

Platoon training on navigation by sound alone was disrupted when Helmut heard an ice-cream truck outside the barracks gate.

 

[Veritass]

Es ist Hammer Zeit!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks gmbteach!

Here we go...

Its just a jump to the right... and then a tap to the l-e-e-e-eft!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Somewhere along the line in the implementation of Ferguson's plan to make their police force racially blind, the idea lost some of the context it was meant to have.

 

[fromderinside]

As Helmut prepares to hit bar he thinks "One more missed direction and Ekhard fails flying blind class."

 

[spikepipsqueak]

When I told you you could get hammered if you were the last to find your way to the target, your understanding may have been coloured by your desires.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Es ist Hammer Zeit!

Can't touch this.

 

[gmbteach]

Es ist Hammer Zeit!

Can't touch this.

I get what you did there!

 

[Thomas II]

Winner

Es ist Hammer Zeit!

Next picture, sir!

 

[Veritass]

 

[fromderinside]

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Really? You think we're together? Really?

 

[Keith&Co.]

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When the mice evolved mind-control powers, only Tom and his cat, Mrs. Puddles, were immune. Mrs. Puddles never did forgive him for taking this fucking picture, though.

 

[jonatha]

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Oddly enough, the cat is voting for Fiorina.

 

[Thomas II]

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Day 14: The cat controls my every movement and forces me to wear the "special" headgear...I'm scared...help...

 

[gmbteach]

And the cat then said 'Take me to your leader' and I have been his slave ever since.

 

[angelo]

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Day 14: The cat controls my every movement and forces me to wear the "special" headgear...I'm scared...help...

The government are not brainwashing us Felix, no way!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

While most Star Wars fans were disappointed when watching the new movie and discovering that the main character was a Jedi cat, Frank thought it was best idea since Jar Jar Binks and immediately designed a costume for Mr Sparkles.

 

[Veritass]

Winner is Thomas II. NEXT!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Veritass!

Here we go...

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks, Veritass!

Here we go...

Somehow, the grandchildren of American Gothic lack the gravitas and dignity of their grandparents.