Caption Contest

[angelo]

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He said he hadn't had sex for while. I had no idea a while meant ten years!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Virgin Mary was not quite ready for Yahweh's "Money Shot."

\\All very good, but calling it for Atheos!

 

[Atheos]

Okay then. What you got for this one?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah, relative to the Republican candidates, this guy seems quite Presidential.

 

[Keith&Co.]

You know, I was going to vote for him until he named Pinky The Horsie as his Vice President. Pinky's just not old enough to maintain respect for the VP office.

 

[Wiploc]

He'll never be a fashion plate until he learns how to wear a tie.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Unfortunately, Vermin Supreme was a one-trick pony candidate.

 

[Thomas II]

"New Hampshire, Live Free or WTF..."

 

[gmbteach]

"Onward my trusty steed! There be magical dragons to slay and maidens to rescue!"

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Calling it early I guess, but for some reason Thomas II's "Live free or WTF!" caption made me chuckle.

Thomas II, remember the plight of the common people you once lived among as you wield your new-found power.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks Atheos!

Here we go...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Come on, man. All I need is, like, one loaf of bread and a single fish. Help a brother out, would ya?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Pilate? PILATE! Don't act like you don't know me, Pilate. You're not Peter!

 

[Atheos]

Dude. Grecian for men gets the grey out and nobody can tell you're using it. Check out my beard. It used to be as grey as your hair. But now -- and nobody can tell the difference!

 

[Wiploc]

"White? That's off-white at best. Don't tell me that's white.
I worked with Saruman. I knew Saruman. Saruman was a
friend of mine. Mister, you're no Saruman."

 

[angelo]

I can't see any image for some reason.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I can't see any image for some reason.

here:

 

[ZiprHead]

I can't see any image for some reason.

here:

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C'mon, Bob. Don't worry about it. It happens to all guys sometimes. I still really enjoyed the blowjob.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Come on, man. All I need is, like, one loaf of bread and a single fish. Help a brother out, would ya?

Take it away,sir!

 

[Thomas II]

>12 hour rule...That's right, ladies and gents, we are open for a new pic, so the next to post takes it away...