Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

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The Thing versus The Semi-Truck.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Crap, it is 4:30 PM on Friday and now I'm stuck having to change the sign from Falling Rock, to Fallen Rock.

Sure, all the piggies are gone, but who's gonna clean this mess up?!

 

[jonatha]

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The Thing versus The Semi-Truck.

Calling a bit early, but I'm sleepy. ZiprHead wins.

 

[ZiprHead]

Calling a bit early, but I'm sleepy. ZiprHead wins.

Thanks. Here you go.

 

[jonatha]

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Geordi LaForge's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather

 

[Thomas II]

I can't top that...

 

[gmbteach]

Calling a bit early, but I'm sleepy. ZiprHead wins.

Thanks. Here you go.
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The first attempt at portable tv.

 

[angelo]

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The latest invention for those who can't keep their noses out of a cellphone for more than a few minutes.

 

[Bomb#20]

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The first automated facial recognition patent was awarded to Sperry Rand in 1963. Regrettably, the FBI withdrew funding after field tests found it impractical for widespread surveillance.

 

[Tigers!]

The first attempt at talking to the mother ship. Later models, moving the aerial to the top of the head, improved reception and prevented users from injuring themselves due to loss of forward vision.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Oh my God, John's spouting right wing racist rhetoric again. Someone switch him to FM so we can hear some classic rock.

 

[ZiprHead]

Oh my God, John's spouting right wing racist rhetoric again. Someone switch him to FM so we can hear some classic rock.

Tough choice between Tom's above and the Geordi LeForge reference, I give it to Tom. Take it away, Tom.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I can't post a pic right now, so first to get one can take it.

 

[gmbteach]

Okay - try this:

 

[bigfield]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they like
Just point and laugh,
Damn it, just bring me a straw,
I can teach you
How to drink from a door

 

[Atheos]

"I'm gonna snatch those two unattended milkshakes off the counter, than bolt out of that open door. They'll never know what hit..."

 

[Keith&Co.]

"The first man, the FIRST man who jokes with "...or are you really glad to see me" gets a milkshake shoved so far up his nose..."

 

[Veritass]

Young Anakin did not get to drink milkshakes for a year, after pranking his mom with the Force.

 

[Elixir]

Okay - try this:

There once was a lovely young lass
Whose milkshakes went straight to her ass
But she stayed really thin
Going out, 'stead of in
And ignoring the door made of glass.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Melissa was so excited to be cast on Star Trek, even as an extra, that she forgot: you have to wait for the Props Master to say 'Shhhhhhhhhhhhwish' before you can go through the door.