Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Thanks! Try this one:

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God, I hope I get it.

I hope I get it.

How many people does he need?

 

[Thomas II]

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Deep inside Marcus Bachmann's Sexual Reassignment clinic...

 

[angelo]

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Just love Latino dancing!

 

[Tigers!]

The Bernie & Hillary show?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Thanks! Try this one:

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God, I hope I get it.

I hope I get it.

How many people does he need?

Winner. Over to you, ZiprHead.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[jonatha]

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Unfortunately, Ted Cruz was too young to be interested in the bait, which is why we find ourselves where we are now...

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2nd entry (am I allowed to do that)?

Alright! We'll finally find out what Tom Sawyer really looks like!

 

[gmbteach]

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A Bilby trap!

 

[Keith&Co.]

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The Hockey expansion team initially had difficulty recruiting established players, but one day the Coach watched a Bugs Bunny cartoon....

 

[Wiploc]

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The bear's reaction upon learning that it was legal for humans to hunt bears.

 

[ZiprHead]

The bear's reaction upon learning that it was legal for humans to hunt bears.

I'm going to call it a little early. Take it away, Wiploc.

Honorable mention to the Tom Sawyer trap.

G'night, gang!

 

[Wiploc]

Cool, thanks.

Try this one:

 

[Bomb#20]

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Sorry, I meant play dead, boy. Play dead.

 

[gmbteach]

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The Hockey expansion team initially had difficulty recruiting established players, but one day the Coach watched a Bugs Bunny cartoon....

It should have been 'watched a Road Runner Cartoon'.

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Are you our mummy?

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[angelo]

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Hey Paul, I'm starting to think we're adopted.

 

[Keith&Co.]

It should have been 'watched a Road Runner Cartoon'.

Those traps are never successful, though. Who'd be inspired by Wile E.'s success rate?
The Bugs Bunny cartoon I remember actually caught the rabbit.

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"...but on nights of the full moon, she becomes a possum..."

 

[Thomas II]

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Fukushima dog...

 

[Wiploc]

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Sorry, I meant play dead, boy. Play dead.

Made me laugh out loud. Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

Cool, thanks.

Try this one:

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The orcs riding wargs scene in the Hanover Elementary school's fifth grade production of The Hobbit wasn't quite up to Peter Jackson's standards.

 

[Bomb#20]

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