Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

So I made a sundial out of ice. Even my 5-year old figured out that it wasn't really an 'old Indian trick.'

 

[gmbteach]

Next...

Tina's first attempt at an ice sculpture was well received by the bachelorettes.

 

[Wiploc]

Next...

Tina's first attempt at an ice sculpture was well received by the bachelorettes.

Reminds me of a poem:

Everything's either concave or 'vex,
so whatever you dream will be something with sex.

 

[Bomb#20]

Tina's first attempt at an ice sculpture was well received by the bachelorettes.

That's too disturbing not to win.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Bomb#20

Let's see!

 

[jonatha]

Thanks Bomb#20

Let's see!

Funny, I don't remember her hooters being that big...

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks Bomb#20

Let's see!

Why is this brown guy still here and not getting me my gin rikki??

 

[Keith&Co.]

We all have brain farts. We all have those moments where we forget common words, people's names, the capital of our home state. It's common to the whole of humanity. That said, Jindal's nationally televised effort to refer to Hillary Clinton as 'the candidate with the fun bags' will go down in history as an epic brain fart.

 

[Thomas II]

Santorum: "Bobby Jindal, running for Presi! Making an effort! The Jindalator! Making gestures! The Jindalmaister! Doesn't stand a chance!..."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Desperate to pilfer supporters from Trump, Jindal tries to do his best New Yorker impersonation.

 

[gmbteach]

We all have brain farts. We all have those moments where we forget common words, people's names, the capital of our home state. It's common to the whole of humanity. That said, Jindal's nationally televised effort to refer to Hillary Clinton as 'the candidate with the fun bags' will go down in history as an epic brain fart.

WINNER!!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Late, and out of contest.


"OH. He's married. Damn!"

 

[angelo]

My client did not have sex with that woman!

 

[gmbteach]

> 12 hour rule - next to post takes it!

 

[Keith&Co.]

> 12 hour rule - next to post takes it!

Sorry.

 

[Atheos]

Virgin Mary was not quite ready for Yahweh's "Money Shot."

 

[gmbteach]

> 12 hour rule - next to post takes it!

Sorry.


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The pod dissolved into a gooey substance to reveal the new life form - We shall call her 'female' and she will be our new weapon against the earth men!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meanwhile in NSFW captioning...

Gesundheit.

or

This was me before the bukake face shield.

or

For some reason Nickelodeon After Dark never caught on.

 

[Wiploc]

Tina's first attempt at an ice sculpture was well received by the bachelorettes.

Reminds me of a poem:

Everything's either concave or 'vex,
so whatever you dream will be something with sex.

The author turns out to be Piet Hein. I recommend his Grooks books, long out of print. You can Google samples.


TWIN MYSTERY

To many people artists seem undisciplined and lawless.
Such laziness, with such great gifts, seems little short of crime.
One mystery is how they make the things they make so flawless;
another, what they're doing with their energy and time.

-- Piet Hein

 

[Thomas II]

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"ARRRRRGH! — YOU CURSED BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! I'm MELTING! Melting! Oh — what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?! ARRRRRGH! I'm gone! I'm gone! I'm going!... [is fully melted]"