Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Okay - try this:

There once was a lovely young lass
Whose milkshakes went straight to her ass
But she stayed really thin
Going out, 'stead of in
And ignoring the door made of glass.

Melissa was so excited to be cast on Star Trek, even as an extra, that she forgot: you have to wait for the Props Master to say 'Shhhhhhhhhhhhwish' before you can go through the door.

TIE!!! First to post takes it.

 

[ZiprHead]

Okay - try this:

And in the end, Joseph's sperm donations were all for naught.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Okay, okay, how about;

 

[fromderinside]

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WTF I thought you had a gun.

You don't have a gun?

So let's pretend we're mirroring. OK?

 

[jonatha]

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Ewoks, v1.0

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Marjorie! I just lovvve what you're wearing!

Gloria! I haven't seen you in ages! Tell me, where did you get that fur?

 

[Bomb#20]

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Kung Fu Red Panda

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"You're right, yours is bigger than mine. But the winner is whoever is sticking his Johnson through that knothole.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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No, no, HIGHER. Like THIS! And say, FAAAAB-u-lous!

Come on, you don't want the judges to send you back to the petting zoo, do you?!?!

 

[ZiprHead]

Okay, okay, how about;
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I surrender!

No, I surrender!

Dammit. I SURRENDER!

NO, I FUCKING SURRENDER!!!

 

[Thomas II]

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LOOK at these paws!... Do these paws look small to you?... Huh, little Marco?

 

[bilby]

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Are you sure we should be doing this? Aren't we an endangered species?

Just stand totally still when I throw the knife, it will be fine. Trust me!

 

[angelo]

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" She didn't, you mean she really did catch the vicar and the organist in a compromising position?"

 

[Keith&Co.]

You're all simply MARvelous, darlings.
But this one made me laugh myself out of my chair...

I surrender!

No, I surrender!

Dammit. I SURRENDER!

NO, I FUCKING SURRENDER!!!

ZiprHead wins!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Let's try this one.:

 

[Thomas II]

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Good morning, Sam!

Good morning, Ralph!


or


"You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?"

 

[angelo]

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Tell me, how on earth do you find the time to play golf plus shag half the women in America plus?

 

[Atheos]

"What's worse than a tornado?"

"I don't know, what's worse than a tornady?"

"A Texas Tiger Titty Twister!"

"Owwww!"

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Let's try this one.:
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That's a novel place to keep your balls.

or

Is it still a purple nurple if it's done to a black guy?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Is it still a purple nurple if it's done to a black guy?

Damn, I'm 3 hours late.