Caption Contest

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Child: "Mom, if I don't get into a top preschool, I'll end up like you. You're holding me back. I'm going to have to let you go."

Mom: "WTF, I didn't know I had a kid."

 

[Learner]

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Child to the nanny: " I asked this man to take a photo for my parents because you never take me to the swings!"

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, sorry for the delay!

Let's go:

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

This dip brought to you by Tostidos.
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This game is a real nail-biter. Note to self: don't bite that nail.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, sorry for the delay!

Let's go:

The NCAA has developed a new concussion screening system that uses a sensor cap and a finger-tipped mounted probe.

 

[Thomas II]

The age old question: "Booger, or brain?"


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When the coach told the Ducks to "dig deep", some went the extra knuckle...

 

[angelo]

I'll get this boogy if it's the last thing I do!

 

[Tigers!]

Money is tight when you need to provide your own in-game snacks

 

[Thomas II]

or...

Boogy Wonderland!

 

[gmbteach]

Money is tight when you need to provide your own in-game snacks

or...

Boogy Wonderland!

Calling it early due to wanting to sleep etc... so WINNER!!! TIE!!! First to post takes it..

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Gaynor!

So we have a WEEKEND DOUBLE CHOICE!!!



or

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Gaynor!

So we have a WEEKEND DOUBLE CHOICE!!!

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I told you to make sure the hippo did its doody BEFORE we walk it!

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The latest in child rearing devices, the rag doll, proved ineffective due to its lacklustre personality and inability to help with food preparations.

 

[ZiprHead]

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These are the flattest Pringles I've ever eaten.

 

[Elixir]

The affluence of middle-class America means that American children don't have to settle for imaginary friends.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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You call that a tranquilizer? This thing couldn't have taken Gary Busey down.

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Oh my god! I had no idea hippos could go that much!

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Okay everyone, let's make certain we have our story straight, we all saw the hippo doing shots at the bar and we've never been to the zoo.

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Despite being caught, the hippo knew the rhino at the zoo was going to owe him $50 for the bet.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

NM .

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"Sure, she's ugly. But she's the only female in town, so ..."

 

[Jayjay]

They let me think that Annie the rag doll was my mom until I was six years old.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Danny and Jill were really annoyed that their kid was born 50 years too early to have a robot nanny, but they'd be damned if they didn't try their best to be a progressive couple who was out ahead of the new fad anyways.

 

[Tigers!]

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When you said you were going to water the hippo I naturally assumed the river not the damn town drains.

Normally they use 'pigs' to clean pipes. The hippo is an idea that will not be tried again.