Caption Contest

[Atheos]

Right before the photo-op a couple in the bar were arguing. The guy walked out in a huff and the gal started crying. Unfortunately for Brenda this caused her boobies to start lactating profusely. She thought the balloons would hide it but ... not so much.

 

[blastula]

Dave was quite pleased with all the attention his new blue shirt was receiving. He was especially proud of his choice to go with rolled up sleeves. The risk paid off.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Stupid shit is just funnier when you're drunk.

 

[Thomas II]

It's been more than 24 hours...Next picture...

 

[Tigers!]

It's been more than 24 hours...Next picture...

I'm not sure about these new glasses. I still can't read the labels on the jars in my cupboard but I can read them at the picnic grounds.

 

[angelo]

Well, she could still enter it in the 'Which "Person of WalMart" are You?' thread.

Let's see if I can get this to work...

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It's easy to do just follow these steps
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your pussy in that box
3, make him open the box
And that's the way you do it

 

[angelo]

Omg! Mable is right about the hussy next door and the mail man!

 

[Thomas II]

Tigers WINS!

 

[Thomas II]

>24 hours...We can wait for Tigers, or pic another picture. I'm fine either way...

 

[Tigers!]

Something to have you laid back

 

[blastula]

Man dies on floor needlessly because other man uses phone to take picture for his Supermarket Corpses blog instead of calling for help.

 

[ZiprHead]

Something to have you laid back
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"I'm thinker than you drunk I am."

 

[Atheos]

Cleanup on Aisle 8.

 

[Thomas II]

Diabetic nightmare...

 

[ZiprHead]

"That was a really long aisle."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The moment you realize you won't save 15 cents on a can of soup because you forgot your membership scan card.


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[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Black Saturday

 

[bilby]

Thirty seconds after his wife said they would shop 'til they dropped, Joe took advantage of the loophole.

 

[Tigers!]

Thirty seconds after his wife said they would shop 'til they dropped, Joe took advantage of the loophole.

It was close between bilby and zipr but bilby wins by a short 1/2 head.

You go girl.

 

[angelo]

Out of contest.
Someone dropped a bottle a Shiraz, and the cleanup missed a drop.