Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Thirty seconds after his wife said they would shop 'til they dropped, Joe took advantage of the loophole.

It was close between bilby and zipr but bilby wins by a short 1/2 head.

You go girl.

Last time I personally checked, he is not a girl....

 

[bilby]

New picture:

 

[gmbteach]

New picture:

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'Einy! Meiny! Miney! Mo! You press this button to make it go!'

 

[Thomas II]

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Butt dialing the next core meltdown...

 

[bilby]

... And the winner is - La La Land.

Oh, sorry, I meant to say it's a tie between Gmbteach and Thomas II.

Frankly, all the other entries were dreadful.

 

[gmbteach]

 

[angelo]

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Hey, slave, where's that catnip I ordered fifteen minutes ago!

 

[Thomas II]

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Can you guys believe this shit? They read the wrong card! The winner is "Moonlight"! I'm telling you, "fake cards"...

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I can has cheezeburger, so where the fuck is it?"

 

[Atheos]

Gaynor had no idea of Fluffy's strength until he braced himself against the couch cushion and suddenly rolled her off into the floor.

 

[gmbteach]

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"I can has cheezeburger, so where the fuck is it?"

WINNER!!!!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Elixir]

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Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear.

 

[Veritass]

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Real men have curves.

(See how dumb that sounds, girls?)

 

[Atheos]

Although Zac's nearly Adonis-like physique gave him the upper hand in virtually every aesthetic category, he discovered that he was no match for Seth in a basic pissing contest.

 

[gmbteach]

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Freaky Friday, the latest version where a good looking guy and fat slob trade places to see how the other half lives.

 

[none]

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Magic Mike XX,XL

 

[ZiprHead]

Since I've forgotten to name a winner in the last couple contests I won, please don't hesitate to give me a kick in the ass to remind me.

 

[angelo]

I won't look at yours if you promise me you won't look at mine!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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Real men have curves.

(See how dumb that sounds, girls?)

Those aren't curves, they are mounds.